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# why was
he on a spinal baord? had his back been injured by vigorous bumlove?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# .
Nah, his back went but doubled over and once he was in his sleeping back, so quite amusing his screams when the first aiders tried to fold him flat (whilst naked).

Hey cow person, what's the matter got the painters in?
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'm quite capable of doing my own DIY.
I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Do you even know
what you're saying?

Cos I sure as hell don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Blimey?
Well pop down the shops for that book that translates old slang and sayings, oooh an get us a can of tartan paint, bucket of steam and a long weight while your at it pls.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The painters bit
I understood (misguided though it is), your description of your mate's discomfort made practically no sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# .
Because self inflicted drink induced pain in young lads who've been warned to slow their drinking (and such) down all evening - is funny.

Anyone who doesn't think so should be a traffic warden.

Hey! - just IMHO.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)