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# apparently you swallow five spiders a year
while you sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# almost 2 kilos of insects in a lifetime
86% of reasonably acurate FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# This really
isn't helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# that utter BOLLOCKS
sorry - and spiders don't have teeth either
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# yay!
i like Darkedge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# No,
they have mandibles of death.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# that is the best sentence you have
ever typed.

i love you.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# sadly
I stole that from Calvin and Hobbes, but it seemed appropriate to add there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Some spiders have teath
like the kind that eat small birds,

but it's not the teath that'll get you, its the fact that when they crawl about, over your face, into your mouth and up your nose, it can get into your lungs. Clog up your mouth.

you would spit them out, but more keep on coming. Laying eggs.

Is that a spider on your hair, or just an itch?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# You people are terrible!
tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# im just praying I don't see a spider....
that WOULD scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# But never
EVER Read "Web" By John Wyndam - very good book, but definately not for aracnophobes
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# i swallow
more than that when i'm awake
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Nice reply
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# So does Britney Spears
but you don't see her banging on about it.


unfortuantly
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)