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[challenge entry] At cinemas everywhere, all the bloody time
Your run of the mill Hollywood blockbuster:

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 727 entries (closed)

(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# "three and a half hours...
"... of looking out of the window"

hahaha
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# "it made my brain bleed"
arf! wonderful!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# ha
woo to you!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
Top-hole!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
lovely!

Cunty mints - why can't I change my user name?
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Because you have spaces or apostrophes in your current name
or something like that
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# How does that work then?
I go to click 'save changes' but it just resets to what it was before!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# cookies
it's all about cookies. eat your cookies.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Try deleting your cookies
and then doing it.

Or something.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# You need to click the
"Save Changes" box beneath your username, not the other ones.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I did that but it still resest itself
and I don't wanna go deleting my cookies!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Never mind that!
You've got an exam soon!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# That's the point!
That was yesterday!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Oh
hahaha.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# what do you want it changing to -
just King Ralph? I can do that but you will have to delete your b3ta cookies
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# OK, I've found me B3ta cookies
let me delete them first and try it that way!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# try purging your hard drive,
throw your Tom Peter out the windy and do something less boring instead, why don'tcha?
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# just delete the b3ta ones then
they should be obvious. they're the ones with hundreads and thousands on.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# It doesn't hurt to delete cookies.
I'm sure they'll come back. I've deleted loads of mine before.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# this happens sometimes
I think you may need some mod-power action to help you out.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Give me your password
and i'll do it for you

bwahahahahahahaha! (oops should've left off the maniac laughter)
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# hem hem
there should be more minimalism. very nice.

[edit] buggers! you've pulled it back to 3-all! i'd better get trying properly ;)
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
It took advanced shopping skills this one.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that blokes not dead?
you're kidding me. I thought he died years ago.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Nah.
That was someone else.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# she's thinking of that other bloke
who was in that other film.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# wasn't he the one
in that film with thingy, you know, the bloke with the hat?
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# No, no, no
your getting him confused with the other one, you know, him, the one in that film with her from that thing with him in it.
You know, him, with the leg.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# someone else died?
oh but i loved them.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# The sort of film that's only good
if you are fifteen and planning on snogging throughout.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I went to see "moonlighting" with Cher in it
on that basis. Ended up watching the whole bleeding film. Silly girl.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I had a similarly unpleasant experience
with Steve Martins 'Father of the Bride'.
Though she was paying so best not grumble too much
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Nonsense
You lved that film. You've got the T-shirt, and the wedding dress to prove it.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I let her keep the t-shirt
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# You went to the pictures with Cher?!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Oh come on,
we've all done that.
When I went she let me feel one of her ribs.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# I'm sure there's a
Sonny Bono gag to be made there, but I can't for the life of me think what it is.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# she still takes it out with her?
Even tho she's had it removed for a smaller waist?
Freak.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Yeah,
she keeps it in a velevet lined box.
Smooth.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# it's impossible to watch "Mask" now
without a faint sense of irony.

Still a very good/sad film though. Poor Rocky *sniff*
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's reminded me
of this: images.google.com/images?q=aging+wrestlers in case anyone missed it yesterday
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Yarrrr!
That be good, yarrr, have sum rum, yarr
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# He he.
I knew it was you as soon as I saw the Godot.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Well spotted that man.
I'm not obsessed, honest guv'na.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# No, i was NEVER in the Macon country,
I've puked my puke of a life away here, i tell you. Here! In the Cackon country!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# mindpisstules
oops
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# And cultured mindpisstules,
at that.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# It's not often Waiting For Godot is quoted on the FP
woo to you
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Woo
to the small print!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)