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[challenge entry] Upping the cuteness level...

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I remember you
you had funny coloured hair and sunnies on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# do you remember me?
i didn't.
(martian, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# :)
That's me, although I now have natural-brown hair again, and it's straightened, so no more afro. Hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Calvin and Hobbes
are the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# ha ha
mandibles of death.
(martian, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I still want
a Transmogrifier.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# ooh.
Me too.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# me too!
is it available on ebay?
(its_bostin_mate, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah,
I wanna read some now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# i was at a party the other week that ended insanely early (1.30am)
so i sat up and read two whole c&h compliations...
(martian, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# There's a vast quantity online.
Search using that googley thingy.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# You can get 'em daily in yer e-mail -
although I can't seem to find the free sign-up any more. Hmm.

www.mycomicspage.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
#
Attention! all rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S.
Is now called to order by the great grandiose
Dictator for life, the ruler supreme,
The fearless the brave, the held-high-in-esteem,
Calvin the Bold! Yes stand up and hail
His humbleness now! May his wisdom prevail!

Three cheers for first tiger and el presidente
Hobbes, the delight of all cognoscenti!
He's savvy! He has a prodigious IQ,
and lots of panache, as all tigers do!
In his fancy chapeau, he's a leader with taste!
May his orders be heeded and his views be embraced.

www.alloftheabove.net/cahr/poems.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# What a lovely site.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
#
Tigers are mean
Tigers are fierce
Tigers have teeth
And claws that pierce

Tigers are great
They can't be beat
If I was a tiger
That would be neat

Tigers are nimble
And light on their toes
My respect for tigers
Continually grows

Tigers are perfect
The e-pit-o-me
Of good looks and grace
And quiet dignity

Tigers are great
They're the toast of town
Life's always better
When a tiger's around
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# woo to calvin and hobbs!


Best comic in the world EVER!
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Ah
but what about Asterix?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Numbers of tigers:
Calvin and hobbs : 1
Asterix : 0


Fairly conclusive result I think.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ah come on
Asterix in Britain is comic genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Numbers of Frenchies
Asterix = loads
C&H = none.

2 up to Calvin and Hobbes
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# number of space ships
calvin and hobbes = loads
asterix = none.

3-0.
(martian, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Calvin and Hobbes
am de bestest ever! WOO!
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# thats neat...
...thats neat...I really love those...
(I helped save b3ta! thirty dirty birds, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)