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[challenge entry] victoria beckham

From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)
# i would
'nt
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)
# bet
you bloody wood
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I would.
...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hell yeah
I would
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)
# at least
not again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# yay!
she is tooo skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# She can have some of my blubber.
No. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# She could have
some of mine too. But I don't suppose she'd want it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# You don't have any!
You are byooteefall!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# haha!
And you are adorable! And I will not get into an argument about whether or not I am fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Oh gwannn
I've got nothing better to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)
# See - this is what makes b3ta - b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)
# that you can argue
with girls about being fat? That's just life!
Anyway no, because noone ever understands what I try to explain!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# hmm..
Most of the girls I talk to don't say that they're fat..they just say "what're you looking at" or "piss off." Ah well *sigh*.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)
# :(
I bet it's cos they just can't handle talking to a stud like you ;)
And did you not have a girlfriend a while ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Oh yeh..
I do have a girlfriend - and she's amazing. SO it's not bad..at all. Just normally when I talk to girls.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)
# seee!
You're doing better than me :)
I have lots of male friends, but I am single as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)
# That's because men your age
/in your area are insane or gay!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)
# hmm..
I think not. And my age?! I think not..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Seriously.
If I was your age / good looking / not fat / lived in your area / wasn't so down on self I would lurvee you!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# aww!
No doubt if you managed to retain your adorability I would love you also!
However, I am in no way perfect or ever likely to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Hmmm
I shall try hard to retain my adorability! Seriously - you're not fat/ugly/a spacker. Don't be so down!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Thank you.
I'll bear that in mind next time I feel sad..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I'm actually good at that.
Making people not sad.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Good
And don't you dare start arguing about your lack of taste.

Ace of Base RoX0rs
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)
# It's times like these
I feel old young.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# umm
I have amazing taste! And I'm the first to admit it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I
*am* old,
and I still know that Ace of Base are the bestest pop ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# wouldnt it be refreshing
for a man and a woman to have an argument where the man is saying how fat the woman is and shes dissagreing with him(because its always the other way round)
im not saying you are fat of course because you're not, you're lovely.
(icedragon, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# excuse me
are you calling me fat?!
I'll have you know Im a size 6/8, thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# isn't
68 quite large for a dress size?
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# show us your pants!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)
# with a size label?
or just a regular pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)
# who cares!
we demand pants!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)
# you'll have to wait
til my sister buggers off and I can make use of her webcam ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)
# This night is becoming better and better
hehehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# yeah i was actually! (kidding)
size 6/8 isnt that like 'daniella westbrooks nose thingy before she had it redone' thin!?
(icedragon, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)
# um
no! It's partly cos I'm short. I have a small frame, but I am in no way skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)
# shurrup!
I bet you're not a stick..but you're not fat. You're..what is it? oh yeh. NORMAL!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)
# argh!
not NORMAL!
I refuse to believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Ok.
You're perfect then! Take that!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)
# oh
you're funnier than Avid Merrion!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I speak the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# oh
you don't know how wrong you are!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# pants!
show us the pants!

heheeheh
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# That makes me sounds totally sleazy..
Which..is..bad?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# if you're normal
it makes you a freak on here ;Þ
(icedragon, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Bollocks!
She's got loads. Just look at the size of her. Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)
# and I thought
I hid it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Shurrup!
And I'm a he..

..its a joke..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)
# She's put on a few pounds...
but bless er'
How lovely.

[Shop or b3ta, shop or b3ta]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
#
you shop, we'll b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I'm missing all the fun though.
I'm getting slower in my old age I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I bet you
say that...etc. etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)