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( atomic mingus, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

John Kettley is a weather man, a weather man, a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man,
And so is Michael Fish.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

And so is Billy Giles

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

d'you know, I got halfway
through typing most of that then thought 'naaaah naeone else will bother' so I didn't.

Duh.

so is Wincey Willis
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

so is
Ulrika Johnsonsonson
( atomic mingus, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

Happy Birthday
mate!

(if I can just about make it)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

oo, a minute to spare :)
Nice one, and ta! Twas a fun day, and sunny too which makes all the difference.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

but!
Terry Wogan`s on TV--eeeee
But he`s not as nice as Sue Law-leee-eeee-eey
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear witchy
happy birthday to you.

If I'd have known I'd have mashed you a cake.
( atomic mingus, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

..and many more..

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

Happy Birthday!

( LIKWID, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

happy bir...
damn, too late ;)
( rogan, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)

cheers matey, you
got within the time 'cos apparently I was born/created/unleashed round about this time. Ta to everyone else too :o)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

anyone
know why usenet on ntl broadband is down?
( atomic mingus, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

I would guess the ntl usenet server is down
Just a guess mind :)
( dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

Because
the Usenet server is poo.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

And so is Suzanne Charlton

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

not
forgetting Sian Lloyd
( atomic mingus, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

Lorks.
Wonder where she is now?
( Tart Monkey, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

in all honesty
not meaning to not fucking hummus or anything, but is that john kettly i have a potatoshopping plan
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

no, that's Michael Fish
(that's why his head is stuck on a fishes body you see.)
( atomic mingus, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

das
Michael "prophet of doom" Fish, you eejit!

edit: and errr.. Trish off ITV?
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

no
google John kettley and you get nice pics of him, that's Michael Fish, and TrishaFisha and someone else
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

ok ok
i am an inbred obviously. i shall swot up for the next weatherman lineup
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

yeah it`s like
a cross between Ray Davies and Ziggy Stardust

(most interesting)
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

that's fish
from his early marillion days, 1982 to be specific. I was hoping to get a vote of confidence from the inevitable prog rock crowd amongst our number.
( atomic mingus, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

blimey!
what was that song they did that sounded just like Sususususususudeo by Genesis?
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

dunno, what were their 2 hits...
one was a girls name, Kayleigh or Keeley or something. and the other one was about lavendar or some other shit. it had a little drummer boy on the cover. like a bad old folk song with empassioned vocals and stadium rock drums. oof.
( atomic mingus, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

oooh... you're going back a bit there...
(I did recognise him, actually... thus exposing aspects of my musical past)

Actually, I saw Fish in his first post-Marillion tour (for free, I hasten to add). It was the most pretentious pile of wank I've ever heard - the "Wilderness of Mirrors Tour" if I remember correctly.

After the first song, about two hundred people at the Glasgow Barrowlands chanted "Geez a Bun, Geez a bun, Geez a bun" and threw bread rolls at him.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

hahahah
class story!
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)

why "geez a Bun"?
I don't understand.
( atomic mingus, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

:)

( Samsonite, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

Ha nice woo

( LIKWID, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

danke!

( atomic mingus, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)