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I would like to say

that I am jacking this thread to describe what I did last night.

Last night I got drunk. Very drunk. I decided that I couldn't get to sleep pin my room (too hot, clammy, and it was also spinning quite dramatically). To that end I walked outside with my duvet and pillows, and went to sleep on the grass bank outside the hall.

I woke up this morning in beautiful sunshine, wondering where the hell I was. A little thought made me remember the story above.

I am so proud!

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

that is

until you find you have been bum raped by a couple of angry bears and infected you with bear herpes!! Silly chicken!

(maddave, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

I used

my vodka ridden breath as a method of self defense in case of angry bears with their nasty herpes.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

hehe

classy, i once woke up nude in the back garden, i still have no idea how it happened, maybe aliens... maybe.

on a booze related note i got totally bladdered last night, can't remember anything, and still seem to be drunk.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

I think

I am also still drunk, and I'm about to go to a BBQ in this lovely sunshine to drink some more, and then go climbing and hence possibly die due to being drunk.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

oooh

have fun.

i feel like i should be dead, my liver aches.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

My liver

left me a few months ago. It sent me a postcard from Portugal the other day. Cheeky bugger!

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

hehe

i'd cut mine out, but i've got no camcorder atm :-(

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

I'd just like to say

that I'm probably one of the few people on the board right now that didn't get horrendously drunk last night.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

I've got

an extension lead here if you want to borrow it. It's not big, but it'll do.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Cheers

Got any Cat5?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

I do

but it is plugging my computer into the network. Errm, I'm going to a BBQ shortly so you can borrow it is you want. It's quite long actually.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

Excellent

I'll need two lengths if you can spare it, one for pooter one for phone.

Actually, sod the phone. I'm not planning to do any real work today anyway.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)