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# Dr Zaius be rockin' it
on a platform in hyper-space
(rotating bread, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Cripes
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# dr Zaius, Dr Zaius
rock me Dr Zaius
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i guess you
made a monkey out of him
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# one of the best episodes ever.....ever!
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# yay for
dancing apes.

factoid: yesterday i wen on a boat safari to chimpanzee island of doooooooooom...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Is that
a fact?
(BigMoose, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# apart from
the 'of doooooooooom' bit yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Ah,
so you just visited some family then, or what's the deal then?
(BigMoose, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ooooooohhhhhhh
get you.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Hah
I could recognize you on the street, and you wouldn't even know you were being recognized! Hahahahaha!
(BigMoose, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# did you use the machine gun
or the chain-saw?
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# you look amazingly excited at the prospect in that picture of you on the boat
it really made me larf
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# oh we
all were. it was the most exciting thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# and photos are
where?
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# hmmm...
www.andrealesiuk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/photos/safari/index.htm

where you can see me bothering goats.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# i thought the judge
warned you about that?

HAZZAH!!! I love him!
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i also
tried riding a sheep. the sheep was having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# probably thought
it couldn't afford you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# i see how it wasn't you, stouffer.
i see how it wasn't you.
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK!
that rules!
(xxhazziexx, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Shake that
Groove thang Dr. Z

or something
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# wooooooooooo
look at him go
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# a project for your paintmashing skills
animate/stroyboard this by Spike Milligna the well known typing error:

There was a baboon
Who one afternoon
Said "I think I shall fly to the sun"
So with two great palms
Strapped to his arms
He started his takeoff run

Mile after mille
He Galloped in style
But never once left the ground
"You're running too slow"
Said a passing crow
"Try reaching the speed of sound"

So he put on a spurt
By God how it hurt
The soles of his feet caught fire
There were great clouds of steam
As he ran through a stream
But he still didn't get any higher

Racing own through the night
Both his knees caught alight
And smoke billowed out from his rear
Quick to his aid
Came a Fire Brigade
Who chased him for over a year

Many moons passed by
Did Baboon ever fly?
Did he ever get to the sun?
I've just heard today
That he's well on his way
He'll be passing through Acton at one

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# a) whats a spurt
b) wheres acton
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Duh
Try typing "spurt" into Google Image search. That should clarify things for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# ha ha
you're evil. will you marry me?
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah.
Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] a
spurt would mean running a bit faster for a bit
acton is in west london... famous for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# spurt
ie he speeded up

Acton = west London, Ealing
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# west london
somewhere slightly south of me house in fact
(yorkpete, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# she didn't do this one
but jadeviper's animated a few spike poems already... spike poems am cool
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# ready?
DISCO!
(martian, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# mes-mer-eye-sing
OOK!

lunchtime - greggs or boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)
# woo that is proper mental innit.
TJ who out there is excited / slightly interested in the Apple WWDC thingy today and the new macs... ?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# must just be me waiting in aticipation then...
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)