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[challenge entry] My first post - Please be gentle :-)

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(higeldypigeldy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Hehehehe
Welcome....you'll never leave. It's like crack you see. The drug, not the girly/builder kind.
*cue workshy posts*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# well...
i would think it's as adictive as looking at a womans crack...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# You have a point.
But I prefer looking at Norks. Crack is a bit badly designed in some cases.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# so you're a cleavage crack man
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I am!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# badly packed kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# That was on the tip of my tongue
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# bulldog chewing a wasp
mind you

the nob isn't the mosr beautifully designed thing either, never mind the scrot sack
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# speak for yourself,
mine's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Left overs...
...from when the big guy upstairs made baby mice I think.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# aaah
yummy, especially in this weather, slimy fish paste kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# sorry for the delay
Click for Biggy
I was just making my airconditioning go a bit colder
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# "air conditioning"?
what you need is a window to let the warm air in and a fan to blow the warm air round a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Git!
I am in a non-modern office. We are now reading 32.5 on the thermometer and I am sweating like John Leslie at the BAFTAs.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# go home
that contravienes health and safety at work...
if the temp is more than 27 degrees you have a leagal right to refuse to work (unless your contract says different)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Contract?
Hhahahahaha, is that the truth?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Nope
there is no max temp under employment law - just a minimum...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# not employment law
health and safety - different I think you will find.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# How much gay porn did you have to search through
to find the image to the left. Be honest now, did you enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# I
think he did

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Woo

And welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Thats very woo!
Welcome.
(Fluffster, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# welcome.
pull up a kitten and- no, not like that
(martian, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Thanx
He he, Cheers guys, Hopefully the first of many to come..... (no pun intended)
(higeldypigeldy, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)