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From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

( Dr.Dunno, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

hoho
make it a compo
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

Ooh, get you
with your terminology!
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

hmnehmne
I'm a pro, me!

EDIT: and by that I do not mean a streetwalking girl.
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

pity
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

but a moonwalking
girl would be better.
( stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

oh go on then
sucky-sucky, 5 dollaaaar
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

I'll give you 2.50
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

is thebear
around? want to make a joke about me here old timer?
( stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

how much
did you get paid for sex?
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

four pounds
it's all i had
( new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)

"paid"

( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)

a squillion
pounds.
( stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

you
wish.
( Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

yep.

( stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

16 quarter pounders please
no onions
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

you wish

( martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

here I am

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

thats a common miss-quote
in the film its actually sucky-fucky 5 dollar....
(ChowRiit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

I thought it was
fickyficky
( atomic mingus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

sucky sucky is funnier

(Canazza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

right
must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...must try harder...
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

I think you're doing veerrry well
there there there
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

I thought it was
ecky-ecky-ecky-fitang-zoom-boing...or until recently 'ni'
(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

Haha... a friend of mine has a filipino wife
he's teaching her to say "me so horny, me love you long time..." by way of learning English
( dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

cool
I want a girl who'll use the quote out of all about the benjamins

"who's your bitch?"

Right now it's more her out of american pie who takes it up the aisle
(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

How much did she cost
?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

mail order brides are generally quite cheap.
You just need to make sure whoever writes the address on her forehead uses permanent marker.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

I'm sure they're very much in love
.
(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Yeah
Last of the summer wine was great wasn't it....
( Samsonite, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

w/y/h
velly goos shah!
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

I say old chap...
veh good.
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Hahahahahah
FILTH!
( sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Good lord! A hint of ankle!
Hypothetically speaking- if someone was having a camera put inside their body medically for a few minutes for the doctors to try and find out what was wrong with said person, could this be recorded and put into a file for internet sharing?
( Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

I hope
not
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

yes
as long as they record it in a suitable format. please note, this is NOT an excuse to show us photos of the inside of your arse
( new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

It's going down her throat
It's a friend of mine anyway, and she has a very nice arse now you mention it
( Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

indeed ...
www.upyourcrack.com
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

i can see it now
www.rectumgirls.com
please, don't let this link be real
( Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

It's not
thank god...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

No
It is a confidential medical record and would require the patient's consent.
( sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

That's good
now I just have to talk her into this...
( Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

oh dear

( sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

www.NewSexTracts.com
( dutchbird, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

Good lord
What an unfortunate name
( Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

or
www.MuffInTheMail.co.uk
( dutchbird, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Or
www.PowergenItalia.it
( Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

Charles Bronson - uk crook

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

is he an uppity don king?

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

uppity side-ity downity
don king.
( atomic mingus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)

All these have gone right over my head
I'm not at my quickest today...
Oi, thebear- www.b3ta.com/board/1889442
( Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)

ta

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

spiffing, Sir!
here, have some woo
( Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)