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# Here's a tale
In the early 80's a whole bunch of us lived in a big house, which we owned. It was a free kinda place where at night we'd play music have bonfires in the garden and have fire-eaters, uni-cyclists and were generally free easy going people.

We treated our neighbours with respect and they even joined in on occasion but generally we were clean living hippies who enjoyed ourselves...

the local constabulary however didn't fell the same. They took exception to one of us called 'kung-foo Steve'. Steve was a martial arts expert who leant towards the good side of the force and used martial arts as a spiritual side of meditation.

They raided us one night and Steve was 'arrested' and given a pasting in the back of a meat wagon. At the station 4 coppers tried to bash him up some more. One of them held his face whilst he was pinned down and another squared up to demolish his face - so steve bit the end of the copper's finger.

He was thrown into a cell and awaited a further pasting.

In Kensignton High court when he gave testimony he explained to the judges and jury that he assumed the lotus position and meditated in preparation of the forthcoming beating.

Half way through the prosecution (10 mins later) the judge leant forward and asked

'Can anyone tell me what the latest position is?' The judge could see what was going on and deliberately broke the flow of the prosecuting counsel.

It was obvious to all and sundry that the police had collaborated their evidence and the jury were summarily dismissed and the case thrown out of court.

Justice you say.

Huh. one month later we were 'raided' by a bunch of cops who HAD NO NUMBERS (which is illegal) on their uniforms. They smashed the place up, intimitated us. Abused, both physically and verbally women and children and behaved liked cunts.

Our complaints were met with disdain and we, in the end, decided that as we had had our day in court leave it alone.

to this day Steve is a marked man and nbow lives abroad.

I accept that police are a neccesary part of law and order but do not accept abuse of such power
so here's an undercover pig

and a smiling bearcub

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# too long
didn't read
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# try it
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# You sure are a yarn spinner
DOes the story have any basis in truth?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I was there
and gave evidence.

Long hair and a different lifestyle doesn't make any difference
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Oh I know that rup...
I was just curious if you made it all up or if it was (at least in part) based in truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# sorry
typing it brought the injustice of it back

I am all fluffy now 'cos Matthew snored...awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# all together now!
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# No.. I REFUSE to be taken in by the...
cuteness...

of..

that...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# neff.
sepia tones of chooop.
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# this name
is a good one, as your number starts 811... it's like a mirror for life
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# you know 118 811 is a real 118 number
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# in the early 80s
I started primary school : P

that's a shocking story though

Edit: he's looking like a very happy chappy and he's fairly growing! the ratbag's holiday snaps - she's getting so big now!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I wasn't even a sperm then.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# me neither.
i hadn't splurted out of my dad at that point
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I'm just a old but wise bear
how's your back...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# on the mend
but still rather sore. spent ages standing making soup this morning and the bloody ratbag tuned her nose up at it then had a tantrum. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# hot and cold plus a massage from Mr J should work?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# chance
would be a fine thing : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# put deep heat on his balls
hehehehhehehe
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# he won't
let me near them : (
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# WHAT is his problem?
you're lovely

get some new balls
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# it's my own fault...
I find them fascinating and fiddle too much : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# and he's complaining
twat
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I shouldn't complain
he's more than interested in my bits ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hehe
something I'll be attending to shortly to mrsbear
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)
# MrsBear
is very lucky. I'm going to bed myself shortly... literally myself... he'll be up for a couple of hours yet, watching the end of Terminator then playing on his arcade cabinet for a bit, and I'll be asleep by the time he comes to bed. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# awwww
"you pay paradise, you don't know what you've got till it's gone"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# The hot water bottle is your friend

*adjusts hot water bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# and then bag of frozen peas
hot/cold helps shift the blood out of bruised muscles
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# so sad, so sad
but you have the bearcub!

The world is Ace after all!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# correct.
HE makes my day everyday with his smile
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# cunts
and
awwww

you give some people power and that's how they behave, sad but true :(
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# In the early 80's I was born
I think (hope) policing has got better since then though
and yay to the bearcub
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# it has
we were on the end of the 60/70s corruption and job for the boys bit

a lot has changed since then...or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# cunts!
latest positions are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# yay bearcub
he makes the story seem not so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Italian police are crap as well
twunts
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# that is an amazingly good story
and separately,
awwwwww so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)