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# I hate their adverts and their clothes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# um
....anyway...
(icedragon, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Are you really
a multidirectional monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# .
omnidirectional is cooler. Specially for monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I reckon he can go there and also
there.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# But if he can go anywhere
Why can't he go to the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
#
sorry
(icedragon, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Blimey!
(Whoopie the slug, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# omnidirectional?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# omnidirectional means
he can move in all directions at the same time - Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Is that the same as
exploding?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Pretty much
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# fa shizza ma nizza
n all that
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# well done.
but you spelt they're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!


He was right you know?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# er, no
"their" is correct in the context...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# No spelling mistake
Their - as is belong to them
They're - as in They are
I conclude the spelling is correct
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I assume
it was a joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# crikey
i can't believe that many people fell for that... on b3ta of all places
your all so gay
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Your so gay..
you probably think this song is about you..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Wel I've already been called a c**t for a small error I made about reposting
so pardon me if I don't get the joke when it seems like nothing but petty nit-picking.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# You
were going to pop caps in the asses of an entire multinational company simply because you didn't like their trousers! So don't talk to me about overreacting! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# FUCKING
TROUSERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# now that
id pay to see!
(icedragon, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# yeah
trousers and jumpers doing it like SLUTS!
/runs to bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# My god it's a joke advert
what is up with you people. Talk about clique.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Didn't you notice the little winking smiley at the end?
Ugh, honestly, get with the programme dude....

; )
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Don't call me a dude
Don't you get it the name is Maiden!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# nurse!
Sense of humour bypass for cubicle 23!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# You crack me up dear
This isn't humour this is all of you lot stitching me up instead of backing off and give me some time to cool down.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# How
is that not humour?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# What's the point?
You're all on my back and I've just got to take all this shit. So what do you do for encores?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Nurse!
Needle and thread for cubicle twenty three!

Seriously - if you get riled at something it is likely to get people's backs up, just don't take it so badly and things will be fine. You've done some really good work, please don't get put off by some mouthiness. b3ta is a lovely place, it just takes some getting used to, jokes about apostrophes being one of the most confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# The point is that
it's okay for everybody to insult me but nobody can take me insulting them - if you can't take it then don't dish it out. I'm not going anywhere, I never said I was leaving, and I'm not looking for people to say , Woo Yay all the time but this stuff is really hurtful.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't insulted you
And it's a bit surprising that you care so much about what a bunch of strangers are saying to you.
Sorry if anything i've said has hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# well
you gotta take the rough with the smooth on b3ta I'm afraid.
please note however, that I did not call you a cunt.

cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Nobody calls me a c**t
That's not taking the rough with the smooth that just plain insulting and I would have kicked his teeth in had he had the nerve to do it to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Oh, it's only a messageboard for fuck's sake.
Don't get so worked up.
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah
I actually liked your post!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# That's just the kind of thing I'm talking about
You lot are just plain insulting, and don't ever try to label and pigeonhole me as somekind of prude for fucks sake!! Learn some respect for other people, I didn't insult you so why do you think is big and impressive to get your fucking kicks out on me?!

By-the-way Baz how old are you? Because you sound like a 12 year old or a least an adult with the mental age of a 12 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# baz
is eleventy twelve in Juneuary.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# It's just
a messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# That's a fucking cop out
You can't just say anything and be as insulting as that. So don't come the fucking it's a only fucking messageboard shit alright
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# It's just
a messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I like the way
you don't like being called a cunt but are happy to fling profanities left, right and centre.
Can I suggest that you be a little more inventive with them, however? I'm getting a touch bored with all your "fucking"

And, most importantly, it's just a messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# All your fucking
are belong to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah, notice also how I fling profanties
right, left and centre but are not aimed in a personal sense and directed towards any one person. I know you're a pedant, Dutchgirl, so you should at least have noticed the difference between personalised and non-personalised swearing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Dutch
bird.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Whatever!
That pedantic joke has worn thin already.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# This is Baz you're talking to ... he does this ... almost on a professional basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# So is this the point where you threaten to go away and never come back
only to make a post in ten minutes time, then threaten to kill yourself? I always get confused around this time.

Honestly, you shouldn't take it all so seriously.

cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# The Zephret is dead!
Long Live the Zephret!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Fuck you, wanker
;)

I put a smiley because that make it's okay, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Yay
and woo.

She has joined the Dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Yeah they do
especially when you're not there.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# OOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Nice handbag do you wear to shoes to match, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Nice
Slogan!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I've had a pair of their jeans for over two years
And they've actually lasted and faded perfectly. GAP are cunts though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)