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# The thing is
he's never actually said he was a magician has he.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)
# no, i guess not
but he could have at least injured himself, shot his ear off or something, just for ratings sake
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:12, archived)
# no.
i have friends in bristol who have been to his house, and apart from being a little creepy, he is a very nice man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Did they just
wander in, or do they know him?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# he would have known who they were anyway
and even if he didn't, he would know which coloured chair they were going to sit in
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
Or if not known, been able to suggest which they sit in, without them noticing. Perhaps with a gentle shove
(teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# oh yes
and perhaps even know which word they had thought of to describe the chair they had been 'persuaded' to sit in
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# there's the always-favoured "spiky chair"
the "hot chair"..
(teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Heh,
I bet he's really good at offering you biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# aye, he'd
offer me a chocolate hobnob, then just give you the rest of the pack.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# YOU more of an
Iced Midget Gem man I would have thought...although you'd probably neerd both hands to hold it.
You fucking dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha.
it would be like trying to eat a mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Been there,
done that...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# you're right handed, a strong personality, yet worried about not fitting in
so you'll take the custard cream
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# a bit mental?
have a pink wafer.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# slightly odd
jammie dodger
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# think you're
a bit classy? viscount.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# you smell a bit pissy?
malted milk
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# one of them knows
him. he has a door that looks like a bookshelf. yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Brilliant,
I bet he has a big red chair with a high back that he sits in with his fingers steepled and his legs crossed.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# oh yes, you're setting the mood perfectly
*steeples fingers, crosses legs and feels mysterious*
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I expect he'd answer
all questions with a raising of an eybrow and going "hmmMMMmmm".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# You know the Architect off the Matrix?
That's him, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# i imagine him sitting in front of a giant pipe organ
playing bach, badly
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# He's a mentalist.
no really, that's what it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)