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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahah!
CLASS! WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# i would give anything
for a tv that can beam newswomen into my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# 'specially
this one

*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)
# agreed!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)
#
"She was born in Vancouver, Canada and later spent the rest of her childhood in Hertfordshire and on Dartmoor."

ON Dartmoor?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)
# perhaps she
has taken to grazing?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:32, archived)
# PWOOOOOOOOOOOOR
!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)
# back off you lot...
she's mine...

I'm going to Bristol today just for her.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:25, archived)
# first time i left cornwall proper
I was about 30 miles from Brighton and Sophie Raworth was there doing some report on the Conservatives, and I though that I should just pop down and say hi.

not that i did of course.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)
# strangely
I'm leaving Brighton today for Bristol...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:32, archived)
# thats like
something from the twilight zone.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:33, archived)
# her name suits her
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I think
"Legs" Impey would suit her better, but then, I've never seen her legs.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:32, archived)
# excrement!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Ermmm
Is it just me or is this a winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Genie arse!
w/y/h! muchos
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Give me the red button RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Heh heh heh
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Made me
laff
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)