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[challenge entry] Big News
in a small town


From the Local News challenge. See all 295 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# sexy reporters rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# She's not that sexy.
Quite attractive at best.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i bet she filthy in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I think we should try and find out.
She's lovely she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# she is.
she loves it up the shitter.

so i've been led to belive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I think she's
quite sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Bearing in mind that most b3ta males haven't ever touched a girl,
their standards are a little lower than for normal people.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i am to be wed next year
so my days of touching women will end then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Unless you have children.
They you can touch little women.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# no that would be wrong
remember the judge toild you that you must not go within 100ft of young girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# I
touched a girl once. It was 1987, I was eight at the time. We were fighting in the dinner queue.
*sighs dreamily*
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# will send cash for hummus tonite.
cheers for the mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# ker
wal
it
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(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I say,
I am liking this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# SLUT
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# whayhay
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Change 'Bicycle Theft Latest' to 'This Panel Is Covering My Norks'
and I'd be falling about. I'm in that kind of mood.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# dissorientated?
(psausage76, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Nah, Luton Airport.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty.
Heh. I said dirty.

(rhallstr, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I like that
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)
# That's
Fab!
(Whoopie the slug, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# who's she?
i'm learning all about local news presenters today
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Wait
Until I start shopping the local Channel Islands ones. Munters, Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# she
looks about 16. perfect.
(fearnation, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)