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# The Question On Everyone's Lips...
It's been a highly debated discussion all day, but what do you think?

How big is Rowan Atkinson's willy?
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)
# 7ft 2inches and getting bigger all the time
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)
# We think...
... that he's a bit of a studmuffin and it's about 10"
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Well his cod piece on Blackadder
seem quite big, but 10inches
woo yay
put a paperbag over his head.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# We also think...
...that John Cleese could be well hung also
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# by "we"
do you mean you and the voices?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# "We" being...
... me and my dear partner, that's what I woke to this morning "Do you think Rowan Atkinson has a big willy?"
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# at times
I am glad I am single
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# it's true
he calls it Huge Laurie after his Blackadder costar
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# It's hitting 8 foot as we speak
(mcalidnb, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# TJ
LOOK! it's a golfer and it looks like she's kissing a giant....
here
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
# gospel truth
a cuz of mine 'moved' in his cicles in the 80s and it is apparently very large

not as big as his bank balance
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)
# My mum went to Oxford uni with him
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Ask her how big it was back then
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# -12 foot

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# she must have been quitegood friends to find that out
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# did she.......
Shag him?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Nope
Apparently she had the odd drink with Hugh Lourie though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Did your...
...mom catch a lookie at it?
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# its a winky
Its about yay big but mine is bigger
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)
# the average size of willy is......
5.2 inches....

a bit disappointing!!! hee hee
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Wow..
.. is that all?
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# I know,
thats what I thought!!!

Cos you can buy vibrators of the average size...
pah!! Give me rampant rabbit any day :)

(but anyway...)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Some of those...
... vibrators at Ann Summers are darn scary
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# scary for men yes..
for women...

well..kind of necessary :D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# mines
obviously keeping up the averages
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Up, or down.
Arctic or tropical.
Margret Thatcher or lovely lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# pardon?
?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# The conditions those average measurements are taken under.
Length as measured when:

Erect or flaccid,
In cold temperatures or warm,
And in the presence of an unpleasant or off putting thing like Maggie thatcher, or with someone more attractive...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# there's
someone more attractive than Thatcher?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Hard to believe,
I know... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# That's actually...
... quite interesting
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)