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# Six bloody Nil.

This is about football. Sorry.
(wingnutkj, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# yay
father ted!
the complete dvd boxset available now

edit: sorry bout the tj
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# That's the wife's Christams present sorted!
I always get her things I would like. She got 'The Getaway' last year.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# you old romantic
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# calvin klein for men
- the missus never seems to like it
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Can I be your wife too?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# If you like...
Are you willing to take it up the arse? I always regret not asking that before I tied the knot.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I can just imagine your wedding
"Mrs sick_boy, do you promise to honour & obey him, in sickness & in health, & take it up the Gary as required?"
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# That's love, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
I still love those little efforts!

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# careful now!
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# "Are you looking at my bra?"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
#
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Arent you thinking of
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Rather than Father ted ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah
but still, Smell Of deserves a mentioning every so often
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# stop it.
i may cry.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# I still am crying...
...and my drunkeness is now giving way to hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# it's always nice
when "woeful" is used to describe a team that isn't huddersfield town
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Outclassed works too
EDIT:
as does;
Humped
Done Over
Buggered
Fucked.
Humiliated
tea-bagged
Daddied
Spanked
belittled
anally raped
and so many more
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# haha!
well, that cheered me up a bit.... for some strange reason.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# It's catharsis
I had to do it.

I held a door open for a group of Dutch fans on Saturday. They thanked me. There were six of them. I feel used.
(wingnutkj, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# you see
that's the sort of omen you should pay attention to...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# What did you expect though
Scotland arent a very good side.

You should have played them at Rugby.

Or Caber tossing
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Curling
We're crap at rugby as well. I blame our violent natures - we got one week of it at school and they stopped it because of all the grudges being settled via headstamping.

(I should probably clarify that that I am Scottish at some point in this thread)

Edit: I spafed it up.
(wingnutkj, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# and an
inability to penalty kick for shit.

Any other sort of kicking, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# You might be
Crap at Rugby, but the Dutch are crapper surely ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# i was talking about this with my brother
bertie vogts looks like a woman. i reckon that's really mrs vogts.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I have to say I fucking creased up when the Dutch sang Auld Lang Syne!

I really hope I spelt that right, but I bet I haven't...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# ?
so wales lost then did they?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# no idea
we are talking about some kind of sport arent we?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)