Somehow I feel that I mighthave inspired that.
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:01,
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Truely amazing thingsdo happen on b3ta.
( whelkboy is old now, you see,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:08,
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I would even go as far as to sayit's 100% of FACT.
( whelkboy is old now, you see,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:10,
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Oh yes, I forgot tocarry the three.
( whelkboy is old now, you see,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:13,
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Most common mathematical mistake in our modern day world:forgetting to carry the THREE.
and that's 100% fact.
unless i forgot to carry the three.
I'm confused. help.
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:14,
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and that's 100% fact.
unless i forgot to carry the three.
I'm confused. help.
Arf!Do you want me to mail you that picy too?
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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:01,
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That is the bestfucking shit I've ever seen
Triple helpings of w/y/h are in order, methinks
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:02,
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Triple helpings of w/y/h are in order, methinks
Thank you:)
And actually in this case I'm not being crazy at all; it's well deserved.
P.S. Watermelon isn't the board moving incredibly slowly tonight!!
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:48,
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And actually in this case I'm not being crazy at all; it's well deserved.
P.S. Watermelon isn't the board moving incredibly slowly tonight!!
a bloke was walking down the streetwhen he saw a man with an orange for a head
The bloke goes over and says 'I'm sorry but I just had to ask, why do you have an orange for a head' the man says
'it's alright, everyone asks me that. One day i found a bottle when I opened it out popped a genie. He told me he'd grant me 3 wishes, so for my fist wish, I wished I had all the money I could ever have, and before I knew it there was money everywhere, I was rich beyond my wildest dream, my second wish was for a bevvy of georgeous women and the next thing I know there's all these bikini models knocking on my door'
the bloke says 'wow...and what was your 3rd wish?'
The man says 'i wished I had an orange for a head'
(The bloke goes over and says 'I'm sorry but I just had to ask, why do you have an orange for a head' the man says
'it's alright, everyone asks me that. One day i found a bottle when I opened it out popped a genie. He told me he'd grant me 3 wishes, so for my fist wish, I wished I had all the money I could ever have, and before I knew it there was money everywhere, I was rich beyond my wildest dream, my second wish was for a bevvy of georgeous women and the next thing I know there's all these bikini models knocking on my door'
the bloke says 'wow...and what was your 3rd wish?'
The man says 'i wished I had an orange for a head'
Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:05,
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that is my favourite joke ever.but (until now) i haven't found anyone else who likes it.
they all go: 'i don't get it'.
best joke ever.
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:06,
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they all go: 'i don't get it'.
best joke ever.
I tend to likelong rambling jokes with no punch line
( Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:09,
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that's what makes them so funny.What do you say to a man with a banana on his head?
Hi Dave.
What do you say to a man with a hat on his head?
That's much better Dave.
He he he he. Ha.
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 21:11,
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Hi Dave.
What do you say to a man with a hat on his head?
That's much better Dave.
He he he he. Ha.