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[challenge entry] If only just one b3tan hadn't run away screaming

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)
# One noose?
How does that work?

Very nicely done though, Mr Pootle.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)
# that's a good point; it might not be dead
*runs away screaming*
(rednc, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Don't worry.
It will starve to death eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)
# it worries me slightly nonetheless
that its' foot is glued to the chair
(rednc, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I was going to do a longer version
with a comedy pay-off but I'm tired, and couldn't decide on an ending

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)
# watermelon that's good
why don't you do pictures more often?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I don't seem to have the time
or many ideas recently
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)
# how are you anyway
me old fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I'm pretty good
though I'm tired and really should get my beauty sleep in before the Clapham mini-bash tomorrow night.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# pretty fucking great
i've finished work for the year :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# it's rare I'd wish an ofsted inspection
on anyone....
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)
# haha!
my boss walked in a couple of weeks back when i was threatening (jokingly, of course) to break a guitar over a child's head.

they're only made of balsa wood anyway.

the guitars that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# haha...
fantastisk!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)
# tres bien
w.y.h.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)
# awww...
Don't do it Fear!!!

WE LOVE YOU!!!!

wait...

*kicks chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ooh!
towserific!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Well that's all well and good for the black one
But what the bloody hell is the yellow one going to do with half a dead body?

Oh, and ARRRRGGGGHHH!
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(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)