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# Where's China?
I only seem to have one theme. Anyone want to lend me a new joke?


(tobyw, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# comic sans
agogo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# huh?
oh
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# An englishman, irishman and scotsman walk into a bar
and the barman says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Feel free to return it when you're done.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# there are two snowmen in a field
one turns to the other and says:
"can you smell carrots?"
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Is that
Steven Berkoff second right..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# almost
on the same demented level as the the BLESSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# IM BRIAN BLESSED!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I
will do.
What's his address ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# sssshhhhhhhhh
we don't mention names that might make us think of all our theatre studies holiday work that hasn't been done

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Why?
And who is Steven Berkoff anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# He's not a rapist.
That's all you need to know.
(The charges were dropped, you see...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# How Do You Get 2 Whales In A Mini?
Down The M5, and Across The Severn Bridge...
Booom Booom!
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# along the m4
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# But that's just silly
I'd have to leave wales just to get to the M5.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# i prefer the a40
but the local foresters mean that rear gunners are advised
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I used to live right on the A40
What's wrong with it?

*cocks shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# coleford
and also, but further away, those effing lights at cassington that have doubled traffic time in the morning.
oh, and of course hanger lane.

btw, i see your shotgun and raise you two pitchforks, some lube and a bottle of chloroform

edit or is that the a48?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I live
100 metres off the A40. (It does go a long way y'know).

*Shots Cockgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# ho ho
groanage
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# DNA
National Association for Dyslexics
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# TJ: Spacker
Afternoon. Happy New Ears an' all that.

I just spilt yoghurt in my lap (!) and then tried to remove it with some water whilst sitting at my desk, at work. Now everyone thinks I'm a dirty handshandy pisser. Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I wonder
if brine gets rid of yoghurt?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# As long
as it's not the brine out of a can of tuna, I don't mind trying........
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# whats the difference between light and hard?
you can sleep with a light on...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# quantitive measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# what's brown and taps on your window?
poo on stilts.

Have it, I don't need it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# what's brown and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Dog Toffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:50, archived)
# a stick
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:58, archived)