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[challenge entry] BBC chief's finally succomb to pun-based programming

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(leo sayer's left nipple, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)
# I have a signed photo
of John Nettles sitting on my desk. FACT.
(the original woodsman, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Why was he sitting on your desk?
The filthy reprobate.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Haven't you ever sat on a desk?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I take your John Nettles
and raise you Pete Beale from EastEnders.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I have a signed Cannon & Ball
in my loo. Circa 1980's (Cannon & Ball, not my loo)
(the original woodsman, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Who's the Cannon signed by?
(I don't really care about the ball.)
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Well
I've got David Prowse's autograph so ner. Unfortunately the photo is of when he was the Green cross code man and not Vader.

Pants.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# ...
Got me a few Blake's 7 cast signatures somewhere.....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I've an original Hitch Hiker's script (as used by Peter Jones) signed by him and Douglas Adams
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Sue Pollard!
beat that!
(son of crazymum, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# woo yay
followed by Dead Nettles and Nettle Soup
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)