i wonder who would win a drinking competition
out of those four?
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:28,
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There's two dyslexics in a room...
one says to the other, "Can you smell gas"?
The other one says, "Gas?! I can't even smell my own name."
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:31,
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The other one says, "Gas?! I can't even smell my own name."
It took me about 10 minutes to tell a friend.
I was laughing so much I couldn't say the punchline and kept starting again.
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33,
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Two dyslexics are sitting
in a room, a man walks into a bar, the Irishman asks "why the long face". The man replies, "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"
The end
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:33,
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The end
Lorraine wins
hand down. If George Best lactated, she'd be at his teat
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:29,
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The bint.
She'd be able to hold loads so that she could tell stories about what they all do when drunk on breakfast TV the next day.
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:30,
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wow
that's a vote of confidence for lorraine.
i thought henry would be hardcore enough to take her on
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:31,
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i thought henry would be hardcore enough to take her on
he is/was an alcoholic
the characters on father ted were always thinly-veiled caricatures of irish celebs
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Sat 10 Jan 2004, 1:35,
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