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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)
# haha
took a sec there.
i considered doing a linda mccartney/steak thing, but realised i couldnt make it funny
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah,
even if you refridgerated her, she'd still be well past her sell by date by now...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Turkeys looked after, happily
until the very end...

I'm looking for a job, boo nay!

I've found a school to apply too, and it looks frightfully posh!

St Olav's
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# You sir,
have broken that link.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# he's forgotten to put an http:// in it
www.saintolaves.net
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# Front page of that site,
one of the articles, I'm sure the grammar's dodgy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Not good for a
grammar school really.

Sorry, went to make some coffee.
fixed it now
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# God, that school
looks like a laugh-a-fucking-minute.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# It is a bit worrying.
Currently there are three jobs in the london area which match my requirements. One is in Harrow, and is a low ability school nearly on a par with the ones i'm in now, according to their results. The other is a roman catholic all girls school, which i've been warned about as being rather scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Do you teach maths?
Because you've just said there's three jobs and described an either/or situation...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# I would have thought you'd all have
the sense to know where the third job that fits my criterea is, since we've all been looking at it's bloody webpage.

Silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)
# I used to love
correcting the spelling and grammar mistakes in the handouts my Head of Sixth Form gave out to us.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# I like blowing shit up.
So i've become a science teacher.

(It's a temporary thing before I go into demolitions or terrorism)

Edit: Wahahaha! I get to demonstrate sodium and potassium reacting with water on monday! Woo hoo!
I've already taught a number of year 10's the basic theory behind the construction of A-bombs and H-bombs. Science is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# my pyromania
was the entire motivation behind me taking A-level chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:49, archived)
# I'm waiting patiently
for access to the chemical preproom...

Oh, and for plans to build a tesla coil. I really want one of those...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)
# why
did I read that as Stain olives.net ?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)
# hoorah!
no more scummy council estate kids (no offense to any council estate kids that might be reading this)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# you're just covering yourself so they don't have your hubcaps
anyway, do they have scummy council estates in Cumbria? When I was last that far up north all I saw was lakes, walls, sheep, rainclouds and buff looking northern types with clay pipes
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# we have one that was named like 8th scummiest in the country or something
i was quite proud
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# well, if you end up going to med school at Sussex
and wind up in Moulscoomb, I think it'll blow your mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# buff looking northern types?
What was the precise location?

...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# A splendid choice
of favourite WW2 bomber.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# thank you kindly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Thankyou.
I think Bedminster has managed to put me off teaching in the lowest end of the schools achievement band. I'll have to apply for this one and see about the atmosphere of the place.

Be a bit different, going from a school with a 25% GCSE A-C achievement grade to one with a 100% grade. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# 25% A-C
that's 75% of real thickos, though, surely? Or am I just being harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Nope,
in fact, you're probably not being harsh enough. I'd say at least 85% of them are as thick as George Bush junior, or the Doctor that slapped him on the arse to start his breathing, one or the other...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# good heavens
it is a bit nobby... bet you wouldn't need to take a hittin' stick into lessons there. Orpington is near where my mum's family come from. That bit of South London (oh, sorry, Kent) is the piss-elegance capital of the world...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# I'm not sure whether I would like to teach in that sort of place or not.
I need to get my CV in order, and apply, and then we'll see. I'll also have to see how far away it is from nodnol, and whether I can get there easily from inner london.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# it is probably a fair commute
I initially thought it wasn't far, but whenever I'm in London I always underestimate the scale of the place
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# I'll apply anyway,
if only for the interview experience, I think. Plus, if they want me and are willing to pay enough, the commute will be worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Several jobs going down here for physics teachers
It's not that nasty in South Wales...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# as long as you avoid all
the sheep and sheep crap
(moose tequila, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Schools down here
pay the caretaker extra to shovel that out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# not surprised
really, otherwise he wouldn't work...
(moose tequila, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# I had quite a good time when I was teaching in Newport.
But I need a job in the London area, as my girlfriend will be working there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)