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[challenge entry] Michael jackson babysitting service

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(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Go on Jarvis
'kin 'ave the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Jarvis would take him without any effort.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Agreed.
I can't stand Pulp, but for just that one moment, Jarvis is a hero in my eyes.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# They've had a few good numbers...
I can't believe I've just seen an advert of a woman cleaning her teeth with cellotape. Who the fuck does that?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Yeh,
Ive seen that, fucking horrible aint it.

It'd leave a sticky film over your teeth.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# *waits for crude remark....*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# I realised that
as I posted it.

I should have remembered the level around here ;)
(Marwood, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# You analy-fixated cuntmagnet.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Is that actually
an insult?

I don't think I'd mind being one myself.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# It's a crude remark.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# that was crude
but not what I was expecting... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Me three.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Me four
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# ooh
mr politically correct has to have sikhs in the b/g
(moose tequila, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# sikhs are the largest supplier
of mobile phones in the UK.

well, they're the cheapest in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Do they
sikh out the best deal for you?

/coat
(Marwood, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# badum tish

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# you sir are forgetting
hindus. they run corner shops and stuff and have loads of cheap goods, although the quality is SHIT
(moose tequila, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# nowt wrong with hindus
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# The "Best in" brand pisses me off
"They are the worst you can get, but they are the best in this fucking shop"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)
# cranberry
it's not politically correct to have or not have any particular group of people in anything. it's when you make ditincions like that that make it ignorant and blinkered.

/militant pc monster
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)
# repostage to counter threadjackage


if any one has kittenyberks phone number can they call him and tell him i lost his ip?

ta
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# is he on 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# no, then
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# hah! what a cunt!
does it work now
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# Depends.
Is it supposed to show a grey screen with laughing boy printed repeatedly all over it, with a white unfilled square appearing in the lower left?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:38, archived)