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[challenge entry] If The Quo joined the Samaritans...


...the population of the earth would halve.
This is supposed to be an inappropriate endorsements post, but I think it may have more to do with the National Suicide Week one. Ho-hum.

From the Inappropriate Endorsements challenge. See all 519 entries (closed)

(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I like the idea of Bad Samaritans.
"Dial-A-Baz"
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Dear Baz
my chain saw is on the blink, what should i do with it?

Mr. B. Surrey.

Baz Replies

Dear Mr. B.
STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE! FUCKWIT!

Love Baz.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Dear Baz,
My anus is small and I have a problem passing stools. What should I do,

Thanks,
Goatse.


Baz: STICK A BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS! CUNT!
(testingtestingtesting, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Arfage Extremis.
Quality web address too!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Very good.
Though the url should have been www.samaritans.quo.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Bugger
A missed opportunity there.
Ah, I am but a fledgling b3tan.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Love the username though.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# and the third question
"Do we care?"
/cavil
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha, superb!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# You have reached the Samaritans
all out operators are busy at present but please hold the line and we will put you through as soon as one of our operators are free.. you are number 384 in the queue

*spice girls hold music*
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)