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# whaa
you expect me to read that? Just give me the gist of it

edit: fuck, superlurker
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:25, archived)
# jesus
tapdancing christ!
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:27, archived)
# on
skis!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)
# and
defecating.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)
# while
being crucified
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# by midgets
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)
# with a toy
hammer and paper nails
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# and giblets
from a chicken.
and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# thats
still alive
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:33, archived)
# onto
a balsa wood cross
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# that
has woodworm
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)
# and an inner
ear infection.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)
# and
live an igloo
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
# with sheep
called barbara
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
# and an
elephant named Hubert
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)
# who
is gay
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# not that there's
anything wrong with that.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# but
he still has feelings for Barbaras
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# who is sectretly
his mother
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# and
his father
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# who he
raped last night
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# while
being asleep
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)
# and having a
wet dream.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# but ran
away to become a lunatic in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
#
so he went to India.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# which
is where the Spanish live
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)
# with
their flan and hats
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)
# that
break 17 international laws
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)
# so interpol comes
and destroys their vcr's
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:57, archived)
# but
leaves the badger alone
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:59, archived)
# but not the
piglet
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:00, archived)
# which
actually died a couple of years ago
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:01, archived)
# and now smells like
elizabeth taylor.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:03, archived)
# which
is why the removal men took it away
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:06, archived)
# to their
spaceship
(I helped save b3ta! cntrlv, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:18, archived)
# It's
not my fault the kangaroo was drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# but it was you
who gave him the peyote.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# And then three wise men came
on her tits
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)
# with gold
frankenscence and mhyr
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)
# and apple pie
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# but not too
much, for that would make baby jesus cry.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)
# especially if it's from
macdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:49, archived)
# or applebee's
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# or spain
which is where the spanish live
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# and
where the frogs go to die
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# and often wear hats
that are of a NSFW nature
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)
# but only
when the temperature is right
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)
# indeed a perfect 34.2 degrees
celcius
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:54, archived)
# which only
happens when the camel dances
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)
# and is where flan
is made
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)
# and
then he never would have become SuperJesus
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# and then
kissed joseph's great big fucking huge starfish
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# what
are you trying to say?
(drownkitty, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
#
that they love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:49, archived)
# here you go:
Being lev says, clothes, theyve and, a, the used be, to, smashed, which wood that, stopped, to two altar shot copulation fair hands, be with, be this, lev, days be could youve flowers, shall, days he .

www.sargant.com/lazy.php
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I read that
and I thinks the passage is about copulation levs and flowers
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)