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[challenge entry] Oh, the countless hours
we'd spend playing this as kids *


* may not actually be true

From the Film of the Game challenge. See all 660 entries (closed)

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Uh Oh!
You just rolled a "Jesus Fuck ME"!
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha

I want that dice... die.. di.. I want a dice that does that!




(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:09, archived)
# It should be
One dice, two dices.

I hate English
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:15, archived)
# it makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Rough, Through, Plough, Bought
Go figure!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)
# for added speaking fun:
Homonym: "a word having the same sound, or the same spelling and sound, as another which has a different meaning, e.g. 'bare' and 'bear'".

Homophone - "a word pronounced the same as another, regardless of spelling as heir and air."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)
# as in heir, air, hair, urr, err, her
/lancashire
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I know
I was just making a point
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# I have a sudden hankering
for pea soup
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:08, archived)
# With the cross in the bedroom
lovely image

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:09, archived)
# 'Ning!
Did everyone have a nice weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I had no beer
and I quite liked it.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Not drinking is underrated.
It's quite nice to be able to remember your own name and not wake up feeling as if you have a sheep in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:15, archived)
# All I need to do now
is to kick my caffeine addiction and then I'll be totally weird.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:17, archived)
# drunk friday (semi pulled)
worked saturday and sunday.
watched united get stuffed yesterday.
so not bad

you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Won at B3ta Scrabble
Saw gorgeous niece yesterday.
Not so bad either.

How does one 'semi-pull'?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# it involves going out with your best mate
he calls two women over to your table (which he knows), he starts hitting on one of them. I'm not particularly interested in the other girl but she insisted on giving me a goodnight kiss and taking my number.

whats b3ta scrabble?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)
# I see.
It's like ordinary Scrabble but you get double points for B3ta related words.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:25, archived)
# sounds like a fun game
dont know any b3tans so it wouldnt go down well with my mates
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)
# What's
WooYayHouplaPanowie worth as a double word score?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)
# It wouldn't fit on the board.
15 letters max.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Bugger!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)
# wonderful thank you - how was yours?
(if anyone walked past the Archives office in Edinburgh and bought a Marie Curie daf' from someone who looked like a wino - that was me... or the wino who stole all my stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)
# A wino stole your daffs?
That doesn't sound too wonderful to me :(
Mine was OK, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:17, archived)
# it's not all comepletely true
I did get a lot of shit from kids, which was nice (is it wrong to wish cancer on people?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)
# If the person is Ian Huntley, then no.
If it's Thom Yorke, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)
# I'll remember to ask next time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)
# was ok
met an english teacher on friday who offered me a job, and pulled a girl on saturday who was v. sexy and had a lap dance from a young irish lass (v. sexy), and on sunday my ex emailed me, and made me quite depressed.

so fair to middling...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Irish lasses are the sexiest
*biased*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)
# cant contest it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)
# i prefer red heads with a scotch accent personally
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Go to hell.
Go directly to hell.
Do not cook socks.
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 10:12, archived)