here we are



I know i have done nothing to this picture but i have always found it amusing.
So There!!!

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(Eccles, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)

bring out your glasscocks!
bring out your glasscocks!
( Jinxx, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

And wank them.
Wank them hard.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

only if you
ask nicely
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

Please.
Wank them.
Wank them hard.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

For
the kittens.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

or with them

or using them.

who cares!
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

i'll do it for the kids.......

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

They're good...
...for mopping up with afterwards.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

Here's one:
www.chavscum.co.uk
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)

who's
chav, and what's so special about his sem... oh right, i get it
(sunny chiba, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

It's actually in the other direction.
That's just there to keep it secret.
( Comma, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

there is a secret neucliod bunker
with snooker table

in Birmingham

www.seby.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/anchor/
( bounder_of_adventure not here that often, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)

is that the one where
theres a mouse that shows you round

no wait, that ones in cheshire somewhere

blimey, so many secret nuclear bunkers
(camel-related incident 's teeth are made of meat pie, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

i don't know mate
try asking around on the board
( Polly Carbonate, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

yes
.
(Wombat Joe, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

it wasn't a mouse

it was a keyboard. wasn't it?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)

Hitting...
...post over and over again doesn't make things happen quicker.

Either this is an accident or you're behaving like a twat-blanket.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

Twatblanket
is now my new favourite word.

Thank you :)
( mog, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

dammit
i was busy writing *twat blanket* in my 'useful phrases' book
or i'd have responded first (:
( amon - hooray :D, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

twat blanket
is a good one

i invented felch ferret the other day
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

prick
... thats what you are
(Halfcircle, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

Argh!
The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies! The Replies!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

i didn't do that.

it fucked up the post. hang on i'll spend the next five hours deleting them
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

Ah, never worry.
They'll be gone in half an hour :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

What
the bleeding minogue is going on here eh?
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)

mmm....
bleeding minogues....

/axe murderer
( mog, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

I guess he got the too many users message
and kept retrying...
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

no, i just clicked back. and then pressed post again - once.

then there were two posts, so i deleted one of them...

and now there's about 5000000
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

That's
just god punishing you for the war.

I said don't slap him, but would you listen?
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)

which war was that?

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)

I don't mind
which one would you like to be held responsible for?
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)

You're the nutter on the tube
Who likes repeating themselves - and have just discovered this thing called the 'interweb'?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)

You can say that again

( wayward., Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

pffffft!

( mog, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)

stop being such a
nobber
(cap'n gingbeard (yarrr), Sat 17 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)

Oui.
Yes, it is that one. I've been there too.
(Electrostatic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)

Wow
i've never seen that before!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

I've had that saved
on my computer for ages.
(HanaBizzle, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

Sex
I live right near to there.
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sat 17 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)