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[challenge entry] Some people call him Maurice...


'Cause he speaks of the pompatus of love.

And his electro-horse, obviously.

From the cowboys challenge. See all 388 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# arf
morning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# morning!
how are you this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# a bit broken, I was slightly pissed last night and
I saw the most disturbing thing at the Purple Turtle.
Instead of the usual 1940s rock, there was a death metal supergroup playing.
The lead singer had syringes stuck into his flesh, hung a bowling ball off this cock.
This is not to mention the mousetraps and nails he inflicted upon his manhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
# fantastic!
pity i missed that. who else went? kate was going to go, but the person she was with was too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# it was just me and smirny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# ah, i see.
off to manchester today, then?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:57, archived)
# if I can get myself out of bed,
and kick some life into my jaded corpse.
I think I may have to go for a fry up
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)
# PHWOAR!
fry-up. now you're talking.

i'm currently looking at gadgety things t blow mybonus on next week. any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)
# You should install a wireless network
in your flat, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# we are in september anyway.
we'll need to if we're having more nerds living here.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 10:18, archived)
# I'm not very inspired about
what other toys to get at the moment
I rather like my iPaq, but it's not all that useful really.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 10:22, archived)
# i'm considering one (or more) of the following:
new tv, mp3 player, new television, swanky new phone. undecided at present, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 10:26, archived)
# I very nearly got a P900 a few weeks back
if I was buying a new phone, I think I'd get one of those.
I might get myself a freeview thingy, for my telly
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 10:35, archived)
# space cowboy

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# woo!
TJ: I HAVE TEH PROFILE 8 BEFORE ROB!

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=3
(not_real had his name thieved, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# so who are you really?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# it's not
your profile though, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# lord knows
its fun though
(not_real had his name thieved, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
# It's also the profile
after everyone else...

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=1000000003
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 10:18, archived)
# AND the profile of someone who doesn't exist
try www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=-1
(Frugle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)