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# This is me with a cornflake box ON my head.


Please God, give me something to do...
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:21, archived)
# now
that made me laugh.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Erm
an ex girlfriend has photos of me shoving Frosties up my nose in an attempt to prove that I really would do almost anything she asked me to.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# why not try
all the different boxes that you can find round the house?

That would be fun.....................
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Good idea....
Any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)
# coco pops
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)
# bought a washing machine or other large appliance lately that came in a box?
i dont know why, just the first thing I thought of


/back to work!
(texasjohn, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)
# nothing
that's not 100% smut.

mmm... dirty boxes
(Aphasian, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Put
a bag of flour (full) on your head. Then some eggs.
(Hobo, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Then use a hairdrier
for 40 minutes or until golden/brown.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Lets hope she shares with lots of female flatemates eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:44, archived)
# My friend just brought a snake...
... and called it Kelogs Cornsnake
(r3load, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# my corn snake is called
Harvey, I am now v. jealous of the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:24, archived)
# So you should be
Hang your head in shame (into my lap)
(r3load, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha
best name for a snake ever!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)
# I had a tortise called turbo
and it ran away. Really
(r3load, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:27, archived)
# we have a hamster
called samantha

it sort of rhymes
(texasjohn, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# I like
(r3load, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Create a "fort" out of your furniture and bed sheets
then build a nuclear bomb, set it off, and hide your fort knowing that 1950's tv warnings have taught you how to stay alive in such situations
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Cornflake box IN your head?
Not the other way around?
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Woo!
Didn't notice that typo! Maybe I should try fitting one in there anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:24, archived)
# why, take it off your head, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)
# hahah
walk around outside with it on...PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)
# yay!
cornflake boxes rule
(1, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)
# can you do one of you wearing just
a cornflake box on your head
or do i have to shop it myself?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)
# You know what you need?
www.google.co.uk/search?q=porn&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:24, archived)
# great
i'll defo find a source pic there somewhere
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Just wank over the source picture
and save us all the bother of seeing it posted.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# *calls for men in white coats*
whilst we wait, dear:
1. place cereal box on floor.
2. Bend down and pick up using only teeth and allowing only feet contact with floor.
3. Once you have picked it up, tear a bit off from the top (so as to make it shorter)
4. Repeat until you fall into a head of mangled limbs on the floor (I told you not to leave them there, but would you listen...?)
(wobblyjelly, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:24, archived)
# we used to play that at brownies
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# create an entire outfit ofut of cornflakes boxes
document the manufacture, then wander round town with a friends covertly taking photos put it all together and newsletter it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)
# I would like to see
you doing it instead.
it would make me larf

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# me!??
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)
# yes you
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
#
I command you to fashion more clothing from food packaging...

Might I suggest some tea-based ear-bags?
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)
# and strawberry lipstick
with a bananananana skin necklace
(wobblyjelly, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:27, archived)
# You could try
turning the box inside out, drawing something really original and then selling them to people.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# I'm liking these ideas.
Yay! My life now has meaning - corn flake boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# No wait!
Stand on your head and see if anyone tries to eat you with milk!

Do it! Do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# New B3ta Challenge -
Corn Flake Boxes - The Many Uses....
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:30, archived)
# or...
pretend to be food... go on... be food!
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# wow
look at all the replies!

wouldnt think that there was an attractive female posting a pic, would ya.

woo to you though!
(reefus-, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)