Pffft!

( PieJuice, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)

Heh!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)

woo - the truth
it burns !!
( connor satdownonabobbydylanrecordandthelordcameintohim, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)

Ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
( Smallbrainfield is hard at work, probably., Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)

While it's woo,
isn't it a bit smug to laugh at your own joke ;)
( Rev. A-MOL, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)

actually
the pffft was a sarcastic one at my rubbish 'shop skillz
( PieJuice, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)

that'll never catch on

( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)

coz then you'd have to wash it and stuff
I'd probly sell mine if it got dirty...
( Prof UnderCover is a plastic Scot, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)

off-planet capabilities
would be better -- special if there weren't
any "on-planet" ones which allowed them to
get back!
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)

There's a school opposite where I work
and it takes fucking hours to travel the last 200 yards to the car park as there's loads of the bastard 4x4s.
/rant over

Woo to pic
( Fetid Cheese, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)

didn't you know
being fertile and managing at least one semi-competent fuck makes you vastly more important than any other cunt on the road
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)

hahahahaha
like if ads were honest
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Fri 2 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)