This is so wrong
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( , Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)
I am a very......well, lets just say I haven't had alot of sex. So, I am still learning things. The newst thing I learned was that girls squirt. How did I come upon learning this you ask? Well, I was having sex with my now ex bf one day and I felt it get really wet down there. I thought he pissed on me so I pushed him off of me and I told him he was sick. He asked me what he did and I told him that it was one thing to blow his load but to piss inside of me was just gross. That is when he told me that he felt something squirt at his balls. He thought I pissed on him.....after some investigation we have desided that it wasn't piss at all....apparently I can squirt! That is so gross. I never knew girls did that!!!
From the I didn't know it did that! challenge. See all 222 entries (closed)
( , Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)
nope seriously,
I had to save up for ages, but then i found some going cheap on the bay,
so i thought wow! a cross between legs and baby birds, a girls' gotta have em!
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:25,
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so i thought wow! a cross between legs and baby birds, a girls' gotta have em!
legs and baby birds hmm.
baby bird = chick
legs = legs
chegs
YOU GOT A PAIR OF KEITH CHEGWINS
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:26,
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legs = legs
chegs
YOU GOT A PAIR OF KEITH CHEGWINS
daughter (2 1/2)
fell onto my leg and made my knee cap go click pop
aaarrrgghhh
and learn some new words
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:36,
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aaarrrgghhh
and learn some new words
well thats
when the plaster comes off, it then goes into a brace
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:38,
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me too
it would of been in plaster for a week longer but i am off to poland a week today so they had to take it off before i flew
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:42,
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sometimes
but i think some of us who have been here a while do it without thinking
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:40,
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i'm constantly calling people "bumsexual" and saying "arse candles"
although recently "knob stockings" has been a high climber in the charts
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:42,
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i keep saying
"cockbadgers" under my breath at work when i get annoyed. I think the people in my office think I've gone a bit Sapphire and Steel..
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:48,
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I prefer 'fucksticks'
And the old classcis, 'cockbadger' and 'twunt'.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 13:58,
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what was it about the ferret that made you want to share that?
*confused*
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:23,
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I think you have the wrong website
Please have a read of our FAQ before you carry on.
Cheers.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:23,
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Cheers.
been waiting
for a reason to post it i shall be more fluffy
have a monkey
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28,
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have a monkey
Hmm...
...it's an interesting compo entry, but I don't think it'll win.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28,
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I hope
you and your ejaculatory fluids live a happy and prosperous life together.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:32,
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ew
Porn is gross. I just thought my story was funny. I guess not to many ppl are as wierd as me.....and there is nothing wrong with me being a 21 year old single mum. Excuse me if I don't like to be beat on!!
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:03,
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