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# .
Alton Towers has been found guilty of making too much noise. [clicky pic for news]

(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)
# That am Woo
I love teh mock
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Its making sound pollution
causing sound wave rain to fall and destroy buildings and cars
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)
# ...
Damnations! I feel sorely let down in myself, I thought i was on bbc news till I got to the badly shopped ear muffs...

Woo for inducing foolery.
(cherias, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
# I thought it was real!
Until I saw the URL and the prase "bash them over the head with sticks"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
# .
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/3528124.stm
it is a real story..

i read it on the train this morn

[edit]ooooh ive got a toof
(I helped save b3ta! mr mixin The dogs like it, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)
# No Screaming !
(bennoart, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)
# well I live
right across the street from Disneyland and no one there complains about the noise or the fireworks*.

pfftt... chuffing British with your "social rules" :D

*They pay us off
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)
# ...
bits of it are real some are not.........
(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)
# I like a furry muff
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)
# haha
"In addition Alton Towers has also employed staff armed with sticks to bash the riders on the head if they scream too loud!"

it fooled me till then!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)