It's your own funeral


You only have yourselves to blame.....

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(Dangermouse., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)

how very
welsh this message board is all of a sudden
woo and yay
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)

haha
welsh :P
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 13:59, archived)

psssst
whats funny about welsh?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:01, archived)

YOUR ALL
WELSH!
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:02, archived)

I'm not!*





*may not be true
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:04, archived)

i'm not welsh,
but i've lived here most of my life,
and i have to say, it is the loveliest place with the loveliest people.
and when i go to england sometimes the people there seem horribly obnoxious, pretentious or just utter wankers.
not all of them mind. they just tend not to be quite as lovely.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)

I do my best
to keep the obnoxious and pretension quota up
( mechamatsimpsk, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)

you do well,
you fucking cunt.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)

personally I have no problem with the welsh as such
it's just new labour I have to hate.

and Tories.

and don't get me started on the bloody Lib Dems..
(Dangermouse., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)

We're only obnoxious to the Welsh
They smell of coal and wee ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)

this is true.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:14, archived)

Not coal so much these days
Maggie did her job good.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:14, archived)

just soot and poo
why Hubert Cummberdale I never knew you were a taffy
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)

Ohhhhhh politics
More politics: www.magnumkp.com/labservocrats.html
( magnum, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)

My
goodness.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)

I know
Isn't CSS great?
( magnum, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)

I'm more of an XSLT man myself.
Mind you my website is just static HTML, must fix it one day.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)

WALES!
CYMRU! CYMRU! CYMRU!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)

'Principality of Wales'
lest one gets uppity
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)

I find it funny
that the welsh word for Wales is pronounced "cum roo!".
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)

The other options
are no better.
(FortyFour, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)

this is so true.
best to draw a fish in the square and eat the paper....
Well, it is a "secret" ballot after all.
(Dangermouse., Mon 16 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)