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# Talk about a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Arf!

Hahahahahahahahaha

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# W Y H
influence beyond the grave :0D
(eyes, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# erm
*rushes over to BBC website to see who won what*

in the meantime, hold on to this woo

Edit Ok done- you can keep the woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# *puts woo in pocket*
thankeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I really dont like them
is it just me?

anyway, fair play to them I suppose

*edit* Woo
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# their music bores me to tears
but my mate met 'em and says their dead nice
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:03, archived)
# You re not alone
Their music is dull dull dull whimsical indie shite that appeals to over the hill 40 something muso type who work for the guardian and think that Keane are real pioneers.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# er
*whistles nochalantly*

I don't work for the Guardian

read it though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Same here
It's a good paper, it's just they know sod all about music.. they get told to follow all these trends without having a clue, whilst maintaining constant coverage of utterly dull as dishwater coffee-table indie bands like Starsailor in order not to rock the sensibilities of their middle aged readership.

(it's a pet hate of mine!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)
# ArchDuke Ferdinand - what a musician
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
Although I must claim non-pictoral pre-emptive mindpiss: www.b3ta.com/talk/24550

(Who the fuck are Franz Ferdinand anyway? As far as I'm aware I've never heard any of their stuff. Yes, I am old. I am no longer hip and down with the kidz. Nor am I "street".)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:05, archived)
# You can be such an old cunt at times.
/cut and paste
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I'll have you know that I have some "new" music in my collection
I have at least two albums that have only been released in the last couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:09, archived)
# does
Celine Dion and Tom Jones's Greatest Hits count though?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)
# What's a Celine Dion?
And when did Henry Fielding's poor foundling start a music hall career?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Franz Ferdinand
are a cool new alien rock band who play hyperguitars (an instrument they invented) and lazer drums (actually invented by Keith Moon and Manny from the Stone Roses)... they fly around the stage on their jetpacks and spray 3D grapheettee all over their personal robot helpers... all the kids are doing it nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:12, archived)
# It sounds noisy
*goes back to replay his High Society soundtrack on the gramophone*
*gets a little bit disconcerted by the immorality of the jazz beats*
*puts on some Sibelius instead*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:15, archived)
# I think you may be under a misapprehension, there
or possibly under the influence.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:16, archived)
# under the influence
of the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)
# I can't handle the Truth
So I'll stick to mescalin, if that's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Ich heiße superfantastisch
und trinke Schampus mit Lachsfisch.

Whatever that means.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:08, archived)
# It means
I'm called "super-fantastic"
I drink Champagne with caviar*

* or other expensive fish-like product

(newbie, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Top drawer!
Most spangly, old bean
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:12, archived)
# *opens top drawer*
*takes out spangly old bean*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:32, archived)