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# 'Tis
Friday and I have a day off work! Here is the result of last night's alcohol abuse:




Only kiddin', Dave ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:13, archived)
# I'm lovin' it
Ta

Hey! That gives me an idea*

43,284 more ideas

back soon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# uh oh
Now look what you've done, Wibbly!

*girds loins for yet more "anything goes" stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# D'oh!
*slaps forehead*

Looks like we're gonna have kill him after all.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:19, archived)
# we could just cut off his arms and legs
then keep him in the fridge.

He could scare children!

Ning y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Either
that or we kidnap and sexually abuse his banjo until he stops.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# It's not abuse
if the twangy little slut loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# that too ... although I think kidnapping a man's banjo
is going a little to far.

MuhFurh take my banjo, he better kill my ass too, because I'd hunt him down like a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# seconded
'Ning Prof
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# ning
how are you on this fine fine* morning

*the morning in Edinburgh is exceedingly poor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:32, archived)
# good ta...it looks like being a hot and sunny weekend in Nottingham
which is a shame because I'm going to Northern Ireland to see my bestestest buddy
and I'm going to tell everyone all day too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# In that case,
you must consume your own body weight in Taytos... and possibly Club Orange drink until you're a fizzy crispy messy gas-filled ball of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# ooh Club Orange
I'd forgot 'bout that local delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:42, archived)
# THERE's an idea
*hunts around for chainsaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# *passes chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# M'lady
*presents with chainsaw, tied with a bow*

edit: danmn damn damn damn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I have a spare fridge
so all we need is someone to hold him down and some children to scare
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# *holds self down
Quick!

I've got the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Banjo...check
The Hat...check
Spang...check

Must be real
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:15, archived)
# I like the 'Streetfighter 2'-esque
screen shake when he gets spanged. Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahahah
i hope thats my doppel-ganger and not me.
(Utopia Planitia, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# 'ning
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)
# ning
nemisis
(Utopia Planitia, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)