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# Mess with this twat's face!

He's trying to steal my girlfriend, do your worst. Also, this www.faceparty.com/coombsey23 reveals him to be a townie spacker.
Do your worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:06, archived)
# He types like a spacker
"jus make a beta life 4 mesen"
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:07, archived)
# spackers often do.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:08, archived)
# what a cunt
"Perfect Partner : mmmm...got 2 b cheryl tweedy"

Isnt that the scally bint from girls aloud?
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# yeah
we threw bread at her when she was in court here, ah, the simple pleasures!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# did you shout
incredibly witty one-liners at her while you were doing so? "Hey, Cheryl. Have some bread. ON YOUR FACE!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:11, archived)
# no, we
were sat on a wall, with nothing to do, wonderiung why all the cameras were there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:12, archived)
# "You look like you ate a load of sweets"
"Go boil your face"
"If you're so Tweedy why are you always dressed in man made fibres?"

Although the last one is actually relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:14, archived)
#
"avin a laff wi mates and a bit of ;)"

What a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# i hate him already
Cigarettes: I don't smoke

Drugs: I don't use drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:07, archived)
# WAWYPB?
however, solving your realife problems can be arranged!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:08, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# What the hell do you think I pay you for?
//note to self:

Need new slaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:12, archived)
# About that-
my pay hasn't been coming through...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:16, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:25, archived)
# PB?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# photoshopping bitches!
(schnurricane, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# photoshop bitches
how are you? it's been ages!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# too late
his mother and father beat us to it
(Mrt1977, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# usually i'd be unfluffy
that someone had posted an unshopped picture.
but i'm feeling extremely tolerant..
as long as this doesnt start a bandwagon!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# cockhead
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)
# log into faceparty using logins from bugmenot.com
and send abusive messages to him
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Thank you
I almost love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:13, archived)
# damnit
so near and yet so far
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Or what you could do.....
Is create an account on faceparty and say your from nearby then get really flirty with him and arrage to meet him somewhere. When you don't show up he'll start crying. Then get all your mates to jump him and kill him.


Or just keep your girlfriend happy. Only way she'd leave you is if she thinks shes going to be better off with him.


I like the killing him method.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:18, archived)
# I prefer killing him.
It feels more right.

A friend of mine suggested kicking him in a 'clubbin sesh' until his 'm8s' have to wipe him off the floor with sponges.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:23, archived)
# "readin int my thing"
Mash him in the face with a meat tenderizing hammer
(Ecclesia, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] OK. Here goes.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:11, archived)
# hehe

Made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Hom

(KevAkas, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:14, archived)
# he loves teh
bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Thank you.
So very much. I'll be sending him these anon'ly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:15, archived)
# hom
(KevAkas, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:18, archived)
# "readin int my thing"
no fucking shit spacktard
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:15, archived)
# if your woman
is responding, then let him have her
not worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Don't think she is.
Laura: shall i rate him as...
Laura: dinosaur, turnip, cheese, burger, fruitcake, trash, gimp, captain nut nut, or beardo
Jamie: All of the above.
Laura: i think i can only rate him once
Laura: gimp is the most personal i think
Jamie: I like captain nut-nut.
Jamie: it's so bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:17, archived)
# hmm...
i've only seen two posts from you... one was on the talk board when you posted someones email address and told people to send them nasty email, the other is this... it concerns me...

and it's not possible to steal a person... you don't own her, if she's the right person she'll stay with you and if she's not she probably won't...

edit: this kind of thread makes me wonder if i'm in the right place...:(
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Maybe she is after him...
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:17, archived)
# ghom
does she suck teh c0ck
(KevAkas, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:20, archived)
# I've posted loooooooooads.
I love my birds series. I need to finish episode 3. I've just not been around lately. And shh! That place is special (supposedly).

It was the same guy btw... I've only just got a picture of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:19, archived)
# It makes me sad as well
But not as sad as all the posts where people have shopped him
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:19, archived)
# I promise to never do anything like this again,
and I will continue with my bird-soap-opera making antics tomorrow.

Now quit your rebelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:27, archived)
# That's twice i agree whole heartedly with you
/fluffs
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:21, archived)
# bah! you and your logic!
But you are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:21, archived)
# What are you?
Some sort of thingy whatchamacallit person?
;)

With you 100%, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:23, archived)
# hehe...
ssshhhhh... they don't know that ;)

*looks up board... sighs... fucks off for a while *
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Aye.
Pity. But it means I can now happily do some tune mashing without interrupting myself too much here.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I wanted a single thread...
I'm sowwy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 0:32, archived)