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# It seems that Sunshine Elephant isn't turning up for day shift
So I'll post this now.

He was rather trollyed last night:

www.b3ta.com/board/3893043

and I thought this may have happened to him and now he can't sit down at his PC
WARNING!! VERY NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:18, archived)
# oh.
poor sunshine elephant.


(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:21, archived)
# hahahaha,

Scary child likes drunks
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Ahhhh... My eyes my eyes...
Where's the bleach?
(El_Lurkio, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:23, archived)
# bloody students
just don't know when to stop drinking!

if anyone finds a pair of trousers on Blackpool promenade their mine from the wknd! I'd like them back, postal adress can be supplied
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Ugggh!
Noooooooooooooooo.


Still would, though!

I am the proud recipient of a Mystery Bob Cross!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:23, archived)
# you would?
which one? :)

(probably both)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Bingo!
You win a prize...

...which you probably wouldn't want!

I am the proud recipient of a Mystery Bob Cross!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:26, archived)
# would you be kind enough to give him/her a reacharound?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Probably,
but I don't know what a reacharound is...but I'm pretty much up for anything after a drink or two..
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:32, archived)
# *holds out 2 kioras*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I'll
be your dog ♫

*follows blindly*

I am the proud recipient of a Mystery Bob Cross!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Ha ha
Best line in a film ever.. Fact

'Your the kinda guy to fuck a person in the arse and not have the Goddam common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'm watching you Private'
(El_Lurkio, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:39, archived)
# you're tight
that's very NSFW... so I tried to empty my temp' internet files and it killed IE. Very NSFW

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:25, archived)
# so the fact that you tried to delete 1000gb of files isn't it
it's the 28kb pic that did it? hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:26, archived)
# yeah...
I think I may have clicked on delete the internet rather than delet my internet files.

D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:27, archived)
# tsk
silly narna.

Mind you, I've done that many times and I'm sick of having to rewrite the internet so I've backed it up onto a floppy... want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:29, archived)
# it's alright -
I started printing it out a couple of weeks ago - I'm just getting to the end of the aadvark p0rn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Oh dear !
*titter*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:29, archived)
# where the fuck
did you find that picture.

Actually don't tell me. I don't want to know.
(guinea, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)
# actually it was quite a surprise
I did a google image search (in unsafe mode) for DRUNK and was amazed at what I found. Most of it was quite rude
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)