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[challenge entry] The elephant-eating snake


didn't survive owing to chronic indigestion.

From the Natural Rejection challenge. See all 458 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha,
class :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Big Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# bad news dave.
your wife has become lebenese and run off with 'pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# 'noon all
what the bloody hell have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# oh interesting
you and Dave turn up at the same time.
'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Hmmmm
coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Pssstttt!!!
bumgayers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# What's going on? I leave the board unattended for a few hours
and all of a sudden it's gone all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Shut up!
and get 'em off!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# *gets 'em off*
*but doesn't look entirely happy about it*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
*gets microscope

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Yes, my knees are indeed hilariously small!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# I was then about to ask someone whether you'd been about today...
'Lo!
Eh, lezzybins? Where. What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# oh this IS interesting
Twig Doc and DTH ALL turn up at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# 'Lo Pot, my butch lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# 'lo Doc my fairy godfather
(who is younger than me but never mind)
Mr Blerk popped in a short while ago! He said that he saw you earlier.

He popped out after about 2 nanoseconds :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# and you, a lezzybin . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Damn, I missed the Blerk!
Was he a gayer, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# "Is"?
You mean this gayness might not be transient!

*considers buying leather shorts just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# and it's spreading
why do you think I'm wearing these rubber gloves while I type?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# fetish?
or anal fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# not just now thanks
I'm busy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# well
anytime the offers allways there
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# it's always nice
to know I've got options.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# delicious
belgium choclaty options at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# I was going to ask
but he left oliver sudden
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I think we should go off and do something fun and cool without them
like kerplunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# wow Professor,
that's a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# thanks you I came up with it
all by myself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# wow - you're
such a freakin' genius
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# now listen here
there's no need for that sort of rudeness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# shut up grandad - and get a real job
you're probably not even a real professor - I bet you don't even have a degree
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# I have a GNVQ level 3
in wood work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# well I have a
GLC lever for lifting man holes in the greater london council area
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# not the goldie looking chain?
You knowz it, safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# I may
be very old you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# me too.
I feel old anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# but if you think
goldie looking chain before greater london council there is a fair chance that I am really old but you just look it due to a hard paper round
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# ARF!
:)
You big lovable l00n!
*tussles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# :)
if only tussling my hair made a difference... and before you ask, no, it is not a bloody perm.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# I'll play
*pulls out red stick*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# *pulls out green stick*
*somehow ALL the marbles fall out, then the sticks, then the plastic casing sets on fire, the table shatters into a million pieces and the house melts around him.*

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# yes!
I win AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# you aswell?
I find this all a little bit too suspicious... what have you 3 been up to, and why did I get left out?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# 'lo Doc! 'lo Sid!
I was at a conference watching my boss make an arse of himself.
It was pun-free so I doubt DTH was there too...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# what was the conference about
interesting things?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I drank 13 cups of tea in 4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# as interesting as that, wow!
I'd speak to Norris Mcwhirter about that, if he wasn't a dead terrorist.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# My only claim to fame...
Norris Mcwhirter wrote to me once twice, a couple of years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Ah, well I had a meeting most of the morning...
and then got a bit narked off trying to count up all the compo entries over lunch (loads of em, just because everyone is pearoasting every vaguely animal-related post)... what with all the n00btrolling this morning. I've been in better moods.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# oh dear poor you
have I missed a stats update?
would you like a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# No, I haven't updated as yet....
I've got 119 different categories of animal logged at the moment. And surprise of surprises, what would you expect from b3tans, but it's kittins in the lead! I probably could have told you that without even looking at the entries...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# did you make
your compo entry in the end?
...biscuit...?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Nope, haven't had time yet, due to all the counting up
(and a sense of guilt about not wanting to add to the moleste massive number of entries)
Oooh, biscuits! Ta!

*dunks*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# have you two been off somewhere together?
it's a little bit too convenient that you turn up at almost exactly the same time.

Pot's a lesbian now, that's about all you've missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# oh
dear
*sobs
(Utopia Planitia, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Bah!
*strangles wrong DTH by mistake


Ow!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# noon
and woo to the compo pic
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# 'noon Sir
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# noon
how are we this fine and snowey day?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# better now I'm here
I've been being a corporate tart. I feel grubby.
How's your Toosday?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# who cares
the important thing is who is grubby and how do they feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# grubby is the eighth dwarf
the others kept him tied up in the attic and used him for sex
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# g
o
s
h
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# 'noon Dave
I'm not sure how to tell you this but...
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# s'ok, i already told him.
i'm such a gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# well done
I was dreading explaining it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hey

If you're marrying me I expect you continue stop this lezzy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# but I thought my advanced years put you off
Ok I'll stop tomorrow or the day after, you see, I've put the 24p towards a KD Lang album.

Edit: ooh there's a pic of me in a red suit down there *points*. No curtains either.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Ahem!
*taps foot*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# hang on
I thought you'd left
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# What! What!
You've done me a lovely animation!? *hopes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Later
Right now I'm rummaging in the back of my cupboard for my DMs and then I have to rush off to buy a KD Lang album.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# "licking the other side of the stamp"
as it were?
phwoarr!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# or
'batting for Belgium'
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# "riding the other bus"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# that kd lang
is a right fussy bitch i made her a lovley sunday lunch and she started going on about how she couldn't stand gravey
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# 'ello Vult
I thought you'd appear fairly soon after the other DTH . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# yes
we are one and the same, but I have been here for a bit, nice to see no one notices me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Yes, but I haven't been here long
and I'm on crappy dial up, so it's a wonder I can see anyone . . . Anyhoo, I'm off until tomorrow ta-ra all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# see ya
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# oops sorry Vultan
but you've been so quiet and it's been noisy in here today.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# bless
such niceness to a daft old bird like me
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# you're a daft old bird too?
ooh, wanna be lebanese for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# no I'm more
of a daft old bird man brian blessed called vultan in flash gordon style daft old bird sorry but thanks for asking I'm more back bottom gay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# 'noon loon...
don't read this thread: www.b3ta.com/board/4169759

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# oh blimey I missed that!
I didn't realise Sink-a-bus was so quick!

Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
class :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Stop
copying me :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# i
like his facial expression.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Facial
He's thinking about how much it's going to hurst when he shits out the left-over bits.
(Von Trapp, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# I just saw your shoppery
thanks for the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah!
Thanks . . .

*sobs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# quick and crap...


not half as bad as snake eating elephants, they choked
(prostheses, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# This wins
Thanks to the longest thread generated by a long shot.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 16:38, archived)