SERIOUS!
I have just received bad news . . .



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:54, archived)

oh dear....oh dear...oh dear...
but most woosome for a friday sir!
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)

Badum Tish
and arf.

I 'ninged you down there www.b3ta.com/board/4254704

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)

I doubt i'd care even if someone had died

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)

I doubt I'd really post it on the board . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:03, archived)

Oh DTH,
you utter (b)rogue
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)

I like it how you
slipp(er)ed that one in
( twig Save 6 Music, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)

'heel' really like these puns, y'know

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:00, archived)

Puns are my sole food . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)

lol, we know how to keep you 'in-step' with the rest if us, though

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)

he needs a better
platform

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:03, archived)

If I created a pun-only board . . .
I could flip-flop between that and B3ta . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:04, archived)

It'd be costly though...
and you'd have to 'foot' the bill
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)

ankle my bandwidth . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:06, archived)

doesnt have too, you just need someone to help...
... who knows what they're doing.. a Trainer
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:07, archived)

I love Puns!
and I'm good at them, to boot!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)

Very good!
But now be off with yer! Go on... shoo!
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:12, archived)

thats right, you tell him...
SOCK it to him, why don't ya
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)

I am stocking it to him . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)

No...
I'd better TREAD carefully.
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)

That gets the DTH stamp of approval
*stamps


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:20, archived)

You
really put your foot down, didn't you?
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:22, archived)

thats you gone from the game too...
www.b3ta.com/board/4254908
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:24, archived)

much more punnery from you sir...
and I'll have to LACE your tea with something
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:12, archived)

pay attention!
www.b3ta.com/board/4254902


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)

well, thats me out of the game...
just barry, graeme and you now...
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)

You've buckled under then?

(serenissima, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:16, archived)

pay attention!
www.b3ta.com/board/4254927


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)

yes, Ive had to...
been BOOTED from the game
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)

You've always got to
shoe-horn some pun in, haven't you?
(serenissima, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)

ooooh.
That one's a bit sneaker.
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:06, archived)

Well, I've been improving ever since I got a pun-trainer . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:07, archived)

Oh look
A tie. ^
(can be interpreted as a pun if desired)

But I think you're beginning to buckle.
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)

That'll
make him toe the line.
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)

eyelet that one go . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)

Thanks
It was tongue in cheek anyway.
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:07, archived)

OK, then I take back the LAST comment . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:09, archived)

did it give you
the horn?

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)

Nah!
I had a cold shower insTREAD . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:16, archived)

Hah.
Beat you by a minute.
www.b3ta.com/board/4254956
(Pseudonym, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:18, archived)

Bah!
*posts 'Pay attention!' to self


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)

Still(etto)
it's not bad.

'ning Twig :)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)

Hahahahaha!
a pun laced with hummus . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:04, archived)

I have the hummu sandal l the punnery . . .
Hmm? those spaces don't look right . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:00, archived)

*Consoles*...
...oh
( Mousing, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)

pfffffh!

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)

Could see that coming a mile off...
but hey, I love an animation with "Wait for it..." in there!
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)

an on that head hurtin note, I'm off home!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)

Home.......
you lazy fecker.......
( caffeinefreak, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:01, archived)

Its called a 4hr drive on company time!
Toodle Pips. See ya monday
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)

Byeee!
Hope the heads better soon . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:03, archived)

Arf
hexellent hanimation
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:57, archived)

Hthankyou


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)

Christ.

( charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:58, archived)

Blaspheme not!!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)

God's cock mings.
Hehehehehehe!
( charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:04, archived)

*slaps*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)

Ooooooh! You love God, you want to bum him.
Dave and God, sitting in a tree, B-U-M-M-I-N-G.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)

*giggles*

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:09, archived)

*offers generous amounts of laughter*

( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)

Ouch!

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:00, archived)

Oh, jeezus!
*coughs*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4254874


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:01, archived)

I'd be careful if I were you...
According to wiki, "clog" is on the list of derogatory ethnic slurs, for Dutch people. You really should know better, by now.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_slur
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:06, archived)

Does that mean
Lederhosen is an ethnic slur for Germans or Austrians?

'noon doc :)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)

'lo there my lovely!
Feeling in tip-top shape today?
Edit: 12 slurs for germans listed, but lederhosen not amongst them...
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:13, archived)

nah
I'm still feeling a little poorly but I'll soldier on :)

You?

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)

Aw, petal!
*hugs and sympathy*

I'm fair to middling, as always...
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)

thank you
you made my mouth sides point up
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:09, archived)