i've asked this before but how do you stop eating custard creams?

( lemony, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:35, archived)

By moving on to bourbons

( tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:36, archived)

But how
do you get off the bourbons?
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:39, archived)

by moving onto crack

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:41, archived)

Which sort?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 23:47, archived)

mouth amputation
is the only way
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)

share them with friends
nothing else will work. You're condemned to eat the whole packet.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)

It is unwise to do this
suddenly. Get a prescription from your GP to wean yourself off them - maybe two packets of Garibaldis a day.

EDIT - I love the fact that everyone has a plan for this one!!
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)

we all know from bitter experience
I started on the custard creams, but it was a slippery slope.
I thought I could take them, that I knew my limits.
But then, one day, a "friend" offered me a fig roll. And before long, fuig rolls led me towards gingersnaps, hobnobs, and even *shudder* McVitties Raspberry and white chocolate cookies. Oh, the shame...
( tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:41, archived)

oh fucksocks
i've just realised that i have some chocolate hobnobs in the cupboard
( lemony, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:44, archived)

i've got some fucking jaffa cakes i my pocket
oh mummy, oh daddy, let's all play kabaddi
( clorey mcnuggety, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:49, archived)

Mmmm.
Raspberry and white choclate from Millies.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)

Finish the packet
.... and don't ever go near them again!
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:38, archived)

cold turkey
takes the taste away
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:40, archived)

imagine the middle is baby sick

(hamchicken&peas works for nuts, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)

mmm, baby sick
*scoffs custard creams*
Damn, only custard flavour gunk.
( tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:44, archived)

i used the baby sick tactic
to stop eating milky bars

it works for loads of food stuffs
(hamchicken&peas works for nuts, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:47, archived)

hmm
I used it to stop eating babies...
(TSGarp, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 21:50, archived)