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# whos
going to bid then?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...&rd=1
(Mister Ashley, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Pfft
no postage.
Edit: hahah, she's only going for 10 pounds. What a bargain!
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)
# she looks like a chav.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)
# who no longer has her virginity . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# either way... scares me*
edit: *the idea someone would auction that
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# well
prostitution is a very old industry.
This is just a new form of advertising it i guess.
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# it may well be
but it's a scary thing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Her mum
must be proud.
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# She looks a bit of a chav.
It might have been her mum's idea. Must be embarassing to have a 20 year old daughter who hasn't even lost her virginity. Should be on at least her third kid by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# embarrassing at 20?
everybody should hang on to it as long as possible!

*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# I'm not interested in her
it's just hillarious that she set the starting bid at or less than 10 pounds :D
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# yeah i guess local pick up would be a little too much considering you're in Aus*
*might be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# The truly disturbing thing is
that she will probably sell for hundreds of pounds and have to fuck a fat smelly business man.

That's what you get for being a money grabbing slapper though, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)
# a 14yr old chav
at that.

*bids*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I like
Post to: Will arrange for local pickup only (no postage).
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)
# she lives near where I am at uni
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)
# man that sux
£10 starting bid. Life is soo cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)
# It just says
"virginity", nothing about sucking
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# aww that fux
no sucking
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Ewwwww
I wonder if she'll sell her broken hymen afterward?
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# "hymen the money.... hymen the money *doot doot doot*"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# hmm
OMG L@@K HYMEN
mint condition, only used once!

Paypal or nochex!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# .(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸ TOP BREAKAGE+++++++¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯).
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# .(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸ TORN RECTUM+++++++¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯).
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# You've done that before
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# She could get
this afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
she's cheap! just how I like 'em.
*makes pervert growling noises*
*slavers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# so that is you
on the phone every night!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# erm....no...not me..erm...not Hamilton either...no...erm...
*makes pervert growling noises*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
# ewwww!
munt-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# It'd be funny..
if noone actually bid on that.

What scares me is how you found that.
(dublet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# there`s always one desperate 60 year old perv..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Maybe 2..
(dublet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# a 2 year old pervert?
ewwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# look at
sellers other items she values her old philips CD player more highly
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Says a lot about the world, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# I hope she answers my question.
'Is breakfast included in the final price?'
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# good question
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# do you have to provide your on condom or will she go bareback?

Does the price include anal virginity as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# bids
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# i'll giver her £20
if she wears a paper bag on her head and i can take her from behind
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# hahahaaaa
She's also selling a stereo!

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15276&item=7148577567&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# I know
and it has a higher starting bid
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# oh yeah
missed your earlier item.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# i think we should get trading standards involved.

'attractive female' i think that's against the trades discription act.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# 'large foreheaded goon'
isn't as appealing though
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Condition: Used
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# I'm almost 100% shure it's a fake.

Anyway, I would. She isn't that bad.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Perhaps if you met her on a night out,
but would you buy her off ebay?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)
#
Well, that's what makes it so delicously nasty, don't you think?
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# my questions:
Will you deliver for a surcharge plus mileage? will you do wolfbagging? (you may need to google this.) Don't expect she'll answer!
(stickybellyflapcock, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
#
Found this here:
wolfbagging. The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex.

I don't expect her to answer either.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)