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[challenge entry] 'When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother-f**ker on the moon...'

From the Space Monkeys and Their Exciting Adventures challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Engage...
...Woo factor Yay!
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Woo!
Excellent!

*points at combustion triangle*
but he might need something a bit more hi-tech than an AK47
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That would have been great in Jackie brown
"When you absolutely, positively have to kill every MF in the room. Unless it's a room on the moon. You know, a moon room."

Even Samuel L "Mother-f*ckin'" Jackson would have a hard time making that sound cool.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Nowadays, of course,
he'd just use a purple lightsabre.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:25, archived)
# *Snicker*
Huh-huh-huh...
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Woo!
that's a space monkey.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:09, archived)
# sweeeeet.
:D
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Woo-hoo!!!!!
Praise from the maestro himself!

Righty-ho, my life's just about complete now, ta.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)
# here, take this gun...
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Is it an AK-47?
I mean I want to be absolutely, positively sure about this.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:24, archived)
# yes, yes it is.
*writes AK-47 on the side in marker pen.*
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)
# So why does it have 'Tonka' written on the other side?

Any why are Charlton Hestons severed cold, dead hands still gripping it?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:42, archived)