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# TJ: BOOZE SCROUNGE
I just scrounged through all my cupboards and found all this booze. What shall I have next?


edit: I see you changed the other cat thaht you missed ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)
# I'm all of teh jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Liver failure?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:33, archived)
# ALL OF IT
at once
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:33, archived)
# all
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:33, archived)
# you fucker!


go on.. grab a sealable container (cocktail shaker, etc.) and make apocalypse now

a shot of EVERYTHING

and you have to do it in shots

*remembers painting a posh apartment in Paris with vomit last time*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:33, archived)
# ok
when I've finished this beer I will
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:35, archived)
# but
[sounding gay] be careful with it :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:35, archived)
# southern comfort, archers and vodka
with a bit of lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:36, archived)
# you know why?
because you are GAY
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Tell me about it
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(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:40, archived)
# all the proof i need
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:42, archived)
# god yeah!
*looks out the window to make sure the missus is really away to portugal for 2 weeks*


*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:42, archived)
# It is sexy, I know
lordy lordy, I know
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Fanj is a fucking annoying bastard, but he`s lovely

that`s all I`ll say

*limps away*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:42, archived)
# You love him
"I'll fucking hammer you!"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:44, archived)
# hahahhahahah hammer! that`s right!
I thought "pork" was bad enough... "hammer" was a new one on me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:45, archived)
# "You can stay on my sofa, I'll pay for your ticket back"
greeeeat
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:03, archived)
# HAHHAHAHA
bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:23, archived)
# I think you got in on that conversation too
and then there was more talk of hammering me
:/
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)
# oh god
*gets the horn*
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:45, archived)
# careful... BB might walk in on you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:45, archived)
# got any,,,
BOOOZ FOR , BABY!
(ev1lted ill bring dead hookers, you bring plastic bags, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:34, archived)
# looks like it
I have a full bottle of S.S.F.G.P.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:37, archived)
# BOOZ! BOOZ!
u canna give a baby booz!



,
how about some fags 4 baby
(ev1lted ill bring dead hookers, you bring plastic bags, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:40, archived)
# I've got some backy
and plenty of rizla - so help yourself
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:43, archived)
# ARCHERS
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:39, archived)
# + vodka + southern comfort
with lemonade I think
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:43, archived)
# wimp
MIX EM!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)
# down in ONE!
that`s how you do it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)
# drink the cider. over ice, of course.
and dump that disgusting southern comfort down the drain. even crackwhores avoid that crap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:46, archived)
# never!
I like southern comfort, and I can't drink cider (even if it is the good stuff) without getting flashbacks to being 14 and pissed out of my head in the park
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing!
/autocomplete funnily enough
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:50, archived)
# naughty human.
at 14 you should stick to pot and hallucinogens, not alcohol.

you like southern comfort?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 1:52, archived)