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[challenge entry] Jim Davidson's Next Genereation Game
Shite, Third time lucky!


From the What if Jim Davidson was Prime Minister? challenge. See all 150 entries (closed)

(Explosive_Sheep, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:04, archived)
# EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# I'm going red with
rage. Well redder actually.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Haha!
Brill!
I'd delete the borked ones first, though...
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# benbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenbenben
hello :D

(nice pic)
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:06, archived)
# 'ello you.
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# bu whu mah suh..internet?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Twunt off and learn to edit!
(Woo pic but quit with the spam, that L will go soon enough)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# NO NO NO, click "EDIT" on your origniaml post, you're gonna get flamed for this....
put the pic back in the first post you did and delete these two...

*waits for angry local mob with pitchforks and flaming torches to assemble*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Morning, Brother Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Morning, Brother Doctor!
How be thee sir?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Quite fine considering I'm back at work
I've just had quite a nice lunch so I think I'll go for a wander soon and pretend to look busy
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# nothing finer when in carolina, than looking busy, Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:11, archived)
# I'm a master at that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:13, archived)
# noon Doctor

*hands GA a pitchfork and a flaming torch

Anyone else here yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Morning Bun!
think the bus may be a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Ah Prunes is here as well

Shall wa amobbing go?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Mobbing?
I can I join in?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Of course old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:14, archived)
# *switches torch on and grabs a spork*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Flaming Sporks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Giant flaming sporks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
# I have a flaming pitchfork
which I'm longing to shove up someone's arse if I get one more fucking MSN sign-in screen....

/edit: Right, that's it *ignites pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Ah a fellow Bathonian

Lets begin the lynch
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:14, archived)
# That's true
except I'm down the road in Corsham at the moment

*runs to catch up with the mobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Hurry up you laggard we've 1000s of giant flaming sporks going to waste here
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:20, archived)
# You
aren't helping yourself.





AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:06, archived)
# THAT IS
GREAT!
You've done this before...
(Dooley, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# oh yesses
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# You are a fucking twunting arse of a cunty bollocks
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
may i congratulate you on your bull-like stubbornness and utter dedication :) ignore the fops...

i love it when everyone gets bothered :) i always imagine technical support types punching thier desks :)
(unlawful odour i dunno..., Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I'm not punching my desk
I just like swearing.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Why do idiot newbies
always post messages going 'what do I do?!' then completely ignore all the replies telling them to delete their crap and fuck off?

I can't imagine Parkinson getting away with that as an interview technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)