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Arkanoid

...and I don't care what anyone says, I am now a genuis.
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JinDod, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:21,
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No, you ain't, its 812kb!
link it hard please, its way too big for board

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The Great Architect, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:22,
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FILESIZE!
You shaven QUEEN!
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:22,
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blah, blah, blah
genius, genius, genius
i know
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JinDod, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:24,
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GENIUS!

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:26,
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Ha ha ha ha!
now that's genius...
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:29,
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how did you get two frames to be so large?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:23,
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Actress/Bishop
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The Great Architect, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:23,
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hahahaha he`s learned from your flash movies
*runs like fuck*
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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:24,
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to be fair GOOSE QUEST only came to just over 1.5 meg
I was thinking it'd be 14 meg when I started
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:28,
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forgot to carry the 2
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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:32,
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genius genius genius
it was worth every kilobyte you french bummers!
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JinDod, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:25,
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...
because I am a genius.
at making things big.
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JinDod, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:28,
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Afinkawan, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:58,
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sweet shuddering shite!
toooooo biiiiiig
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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:23,
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You ARE a genius
genius scruttock-faced bathrattling chinstrap
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:25,
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rapist
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JinDod, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:26,
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genius
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:27,
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Just fucking link it, Troll
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The Great Architect, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:28,
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..
oh the wit
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JinDod, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:28,
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Well, you've obviously only got half of it...
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The Great Architect, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:29,
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:30,
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jeepers!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:37,
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Pffft
Talking of big files...
I run a forum with a large number of users who aren't skilled in the ways of resizing photos. Consequently they email them through to me (all 5mb) to I can resize the photos for them. I'm getting a little tired of this.
Is there a website, where you can upload large pics, and download a smaller version? (A bit like ImageShack does for hosting)
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Pseudonym, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:31,
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flickr
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MrA, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:32,
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just write an upload function and put a 100K limit on it with a "fuck off, it`s too big" message if the file`s too large
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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:33,
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Well,
it's got that. What I'm wanting is a function to resize the originals from 2000+px wide to a mere 800px. I could do it myself, but it'll chew throught the bandwidth if it takes off, so I was wondering if the wheel had already been invented.
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Pseudonym, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:36,
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aye flickr might do the job for you
but I think they have some kind of upload/bandwidth limit thing? dunno don`t really use it
wouldn`t be too hard to write a little php script to do it - it wouldn`t be any harder than your typical thumbnail creation script
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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:38,
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yeah 20mb a month
although i went pro, 2gigs a month.
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MrA, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:39,
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Yeah
I already have a thumbnail script I can adapt easily. Being a lazy sod, though, I'll look at the alternatives suggested here first!
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Pseudonym, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:50,
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I use
Tinypic.com for all my hosting stuff. Is that what you're after?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:38,
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No
Well, it doesn't sound like it. I'm happy to host the photos, but they have to be down to a reasonable size first. That is, 800px wide and 50kb, not 2000+px wide and 800kb.
My members are currently geting me to resize them, but I wondered if there's a website so they could do it themselves.
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Pseudonym, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:41,
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get them to uplaod them to tinypic
then save them from there
or teach the scrotes how to do it themselves
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:42,
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Thanks
I'll look into it. How drastically is the quality reduced when the filesize is compressed?
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Pseudonym, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:47,
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Tinypic doesn't
appear to affect the quality at all.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:51,
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^ this
tinypic reduces your filesize automagically
but at a not uninconsiderable cost to quality
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:41,
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photobucket
resizes things to a max of 250kb
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zedd, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:43,
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