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# ..

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)
# so cocking true
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:09, archived)
# isn't that the skinny woman who was slagging him off
on her bike?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:11, archived)
# HE'S LICKING HER HEAD!
pervert
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Its a he not a she
i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)
# it is
it's got long hair hasnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Yeah, but look at the hands
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:49, archived)
# My mum has hands like that!
What you trying to say? Huh? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)
# If my mum touched me with hands like that I'd call social services..
..


..


..and I'm 27.
(woo to the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# if i was that person
and i was from new orleans, i would be smacking him in the face instead of hugging him.
"still think the levees don't need funds to be fixed you cocksucker?!?!?!?" *raaaaage*
(whatsinaname, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:47, archived)
# smack the president
COOL PLAN
(simod, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 22:39, archived)
# It might make the wanker
face up to global warming at last.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 11:54, archived)
# oooo nice work
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 16:52, archived)
# top text warpage
very nicely done indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 17:03, archived)
#
Very worthy of its front page status!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)
# hes done far more than the sodding mayor of NO
im talking about the president
(widgysoft, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Well at
least the mayor was ANGRY, instead of making stupid grins and saying dumb stuff.
(Harry, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
#
the mayor is an idiot too so are the redients who stayed through. they knew the levee wouldnt hold through a hurricane category above 3. not to say they deserve it, but they should have more sense.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 4:06, archived)
# You can't possibly be
blaming the poor people staying behind. They were told to stay in the Superdome. That didn't work out. They have NO MEANS WHATSOEVER to get out on their own, not even before Katrina struck.
(Harry, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)
# quite right
"All of you with the means to get out and stay in a nice motel, go now. All the rest of you.... erm, dunno, GL"
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 21:02, archived)
# In my experience...
most Americans are mindless wastes of the earth's resources, so I don't let my time be wasted with thoughts of whether they are alright or not. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE WASTEFUL CUNTS COME TO US ASKING FOR MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Thats a just a little bit
UNFAIR. You can't blame the people left behind for being American, sadly they were born that way. The people left in the city are too poor to be able to leave. You need money to survive in America! And they didn't have enough. There are still 130 Brits missing as well, so we should give money to make sure they get the aid they need. It's Bush and the other political twunts who are to blame!
(SawnOff Leg or Shotgun?, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Nope
Not really unfair. I'm not blaming the people who were left stranded there, although I do fail to see why it is any business of ours (apart from the 130 Brits, which we could have had airlifted out in less than 24 hours if we had known they were there).

You do need money to survive in America, that's right. However 250 million of the people there have it coming out of their arses. So, If they want to spunk it on wars in Iraq and missions to the moon, then I think it is unreasonable to ask anyone to bail themselves out of this particular pickle. Especially when you bear in mind the policies that the government -- that the general public voted in -- couldn't give a toss about the environmental issues that brought it about in the first place.

Hang on... Not to mention the government having neglected the region for... wait for it... 120 years!! Mark Twain was writing about problems with the levees there.)

I will be throwing absolutely no good money after bad in this farce. They bled us dry after the second world war, so fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Jazzy
How do you do that contoured writing?
(your dad's pimp fuck you, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:13, archived)
#
magics me thinks

or maybe just photoshop
(thatweesmallguy, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# its so awesome
woo and yay to teh beau
(simod, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# displacement map
in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# My fist anim


One question, how could I have moved his cheeks in photoshop without ruining it completely?
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Is he....
... sucking her/his brain juice out with a curly straw?
(E-Val, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Yes
the lucky bastard.

Was going to add some cheekmoving action, but my photoshop skills doesn't even go this far.
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 3:59, archived)
# the opposite of pinch maybe
apply different amounts of it for each layer on the same small spot
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 12:09, archived)
# burn!
zing on president!
(king rex the first, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 3:30, archived)
# double woo to you!
well said 'n nicely shopped.

btw anyone listen to his speech yesterday - his sentences were sooo short - like 5 or 6 words each. his poor brain - having to read out loud must be draining ...

Listen to George "Kindergarten " Bush
(Laskina, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# this one is sooo going to go viral
hell im waiting for jamster to nick it.
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 19:23, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# nail hits head again
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 23:12, archived)
# well done chap
this is the best thing i have seen on b3ta in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)