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# Is that a euphomism?
Go pedants, go
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
# it's
paedants
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# No
They were bags full of sweets, colouring books etc. Pretty shit actually...Dick Turtle was a turtle on the front dressed as a pirate. Just so you know.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# They made me cry they were so bad.
EDIT: they've jazzed them up a bit by the looks of things.
www.sweetsncandy.co.uk/prodimages/bagtur_l.jpg

"It's like Dick Turtle... but in SPACE!"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:02, archived)
# he has no cock!
even crazy frog could have him in a fight
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)
# He is ENTIRELY dick.
That pisses on the fucking frog's chips, any day.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Ooh, breaking news!
Local council force Welshman to go to work:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4439158.stm
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:03, archived)
# That's just bizarre...
I mean, they said it wasn't buried deep enough and may have been dug up when his Mum was buried - so did someone just find the skull one day and think "Oh, I'll just sit this on the gravestone here - it MUST have come from that grave."

/goes away for a think
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)
# thanks for the explaination
didn't want to have to google for "Dick Turtle"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:03, archived)
# And his
'Lucky bag'
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:05, archived)
# More of a "sack" really...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Sounds like a childrens entertainer, only slightly warped
Dick Turtle & his Lucky Sack,

have a good rummage around, be careful of his magic snake, don't touch it or it may spit at you.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)
# he was a bit gay. Like Captain Planet.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:07, archived)
# The DIck Turtle game is excellent on that website
Superb "SPANG!" noise when you hit an asteroid!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# comedy SPANG
like driving into a gate
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:25, archived)