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# I got my signed photograph of Jodie Marsh in the post today.. here it is..
possibly nsfw possibly

..i know your all jealous.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# jeeeeeezuz
A tad NSFW? Or possibly just Not Safe for Life..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# but the rude bit
is pixilatedfied..
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# I know..
was refering to her butt-ugly builders face
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# she
looks like a chav dogs cunt on speed
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# too.... much.... imagery...
*asplodes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# the norks! the norks!
you could always strap a tescos plaggy bag on her head with rubber bands.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# are those her real feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# she killed yetis for them :(
the big titted bitch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# hey!
those eyes aren't yellow!
are you sure this is yours?
suspicions...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# heh
best yeti... EVAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# i am

i wish i had a cock that big.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# who don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I don't
the missus would get upset if she lost her concrete bollard


*is lying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# i know
it gets to be a pain carrying this massive thing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Well then put the fridge down
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
#
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# ha ha!
haven't trouble remembering the last time a girl
looked you in the eye and said....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# sorry if tis GC

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# the things I could do to them
*makes mess
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha WHY! WHY OH WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *pop*
*wanks Jodie Marsh's cock*
(dognutz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# phwoar!
those skanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# ha ha ha!
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# eww the ginger one
ewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# i'd do her.

in the arse...

...Dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# you might catch a chill if you did it while you were all wet!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# grit yer teeth love!
I'm going in dry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# shouldn't it be bite the pillow
I'm going in dry?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# there are no pillows in the stationery cupboard
and teethmarks in the A4 notepads are a giveaway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha you would
I have

it's like flossing your teeth with a rusty brillo pad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# but she is my fave
/has red head cravings
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# gingerist
she's hot and i'd do her before the blonde one
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# no no no
there`s nowt wrong with ginger birds

.. just that one - she`s like Bianca out of EastEnders.. both are a minging!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# what!
that's like my ultimate 3sum fantasy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# she is - deffo
all those freckles are freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# is not ginger hair
its freckles. SO MANY FRECKLES!!

and the fact she wears so much make up to cover them up
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# could be, actually!
I really hate freckles on a bird
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# bianca is a facking horror
but since she's died her hair, ginger girl aloud gives me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# hairy bums give you the 'orn
that and large root vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# you`re a freak
Q.E.D.!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I haven't had any hot lovin' for
about 6 months. there's not much that doesn't make him twitch at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# blimey.. you must get diesel penis all the time when you`re travelling
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Luckily i don't use public transport much
I drive, so I can crack one off on the half hour drive to work
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:50, archived)
# who are these people?
/insert mandatory statements of wouldness

/edit the ginger one made it clear who they were when I clicked...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# super and smashing and loverly
I no longer have a bendy bully.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
is that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
#
if it was i wouldn't be worried about it being GC, and i would have put it in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# very true, and it would've got frontpaged too
*forwards link to every bloke he knows*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Nice...
shoppage that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Help ma Boab!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)