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# Jesus Cocking Christ


I've just been on the phone to the Lexmark support team in Bangalore and it wasn't too far removed from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:29, archived)
# i used to know a david bowman.......
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:29, archived)
# me too.
he was a headmaster.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:31, archived)
# i knew a dave on a college course years ago
he had a fat neck and we
used to call him the pizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm sick of those tech people. MSN support are worse. Also, our Lexmark went tits up as well so I said fuck it and plugged in an old laser printer.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha

very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# i detest indian call centers

they make me sick, indian cold callers are the worst, i get them at work, i derive pleasure from upsetting the script that they are reading from and then talking gibberish back to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:40, archived)
# world war III
will be caused by the international tension created from Indian call centres.
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:43, archived)
# What're they gonna do?
Ring us to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:45, archived)
# I love it when they pretend their name is Colin or Debbie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:58, archived)
# I liked it when the man said his name was Irene


True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# It'd be easier if they put their mouths *on* the receiver
Instead of talking from about 5 metres away.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
# or if they actually spoke to you
i've had calls where you can hear the rest of the call center in the background, but they are clearly just not speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# You should get a phone butler.
electronicsusa.com/mk41.html

I had one when I lived in the states, and it was worth its weight in gold.


(woo yay to pic)
(staggs28, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Ooooh, that's most excellent!
*likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# gnehe
he.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Woo!
But... Pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I love you...
...and that too.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# There's absolutely no point in mentioning this, but...

NASA = "National Aeronautics and Space Administration", not "North American Space Agency".

Wow - I can feel the waves of apathy all the way from here.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Thank you!
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(Nam_Rood, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)